For 100 million quid would you do a porn movie?

[pillow56]

The porn movie is going to be huge as in bigger than the Pamela Anderson/ Paris Hilton one and you will be the main star.

Very explicit (although all legal) but it's going to be everywhere so everybody in your life will know it's you and you have to go on Oprah/Ellen and other big shows promoting it. Would you do it?

'I'd do it for £2.99 and a Greggs bacon roll.'

Absolutely I would.

Do you think it's that different to the '50 shades' movie that Jamie Dornan did? I know that's not true porn but it's all much of a muchness isn't it really?

Interesting question OP!

Absolutely not. My body is private and I want to keep it that way.

Absolutely not. My body is private and I want to keep it that way

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This. Could do so much good with that money. Not sure what my limit would be though. It would have to be a completely life changing amount.

Yep I'd do it, then after all the interviews and promotional stuff I'd change my name by deed poll and have plastic surgery to change my appearance and then live a quiet and private life with all my lovely loot. I'd make sure my family were financially secure and make anonymous charitable donations now and again. I'd travel the world first class all the way, but discretely, never doing anything that might attract attention. I have probably given this way too much thought given no-one in their right mind would ever pay to see my naked body.

Do you think it's that different to the '50 shades' movie that Jamie Dornan did? I know that's not true porn but it's all much of a muchness isn't it really

eh not really, James Dornan didn't even show his penis in Fifty Shades. Was quite mild really. It was far from porn content.

I'd do it for a million!

I would absolutely do this for 100 million. I think my parents would be quite pleased I was financially secure. My grandmother would be horrified if she knew, but she doesn't access anything like Facebook or watch anything where she would see it promoted (I can't really imagine they would advertise porn during the adverts of classic corrie or murder she wrote).

Ok we get it OP - you’re very cool and would do it for 100m quid. As well as imagining a scenario of doing porn for a large amount of cash, Imagine a world where everyone doesn’t think the same as you. “Who cares?” well maybe I do?

i would

Yes I'd do it for that sort of money, no problem. Would want the payment guaranteed though an escrow or something like that. The thing about porn movies is that even very big ones (productions) are insignificantly small in the greater scheme of things. They're here today, gone tomorrow trash. There's always something more extreme that make's yesterday's movie look tame. The way I look at it is the pain and shame are temporary but the money will more than sort me out for the rest of my life.

No, I couldn’t deal with the humiliation.

Yeah 100%. I'm not particularly bothered about people seeing me naked, have no moral opposition to the people who do sex work so wouldn't feel ashamed from that perspective, and if anyone was a dick to me about it afterwards I would wipe my tears with £50 notes and donate £10k to charity in their name.

Oof if I didn't have secondary school age kids who would be bullied relentlessly ii would. Then again with that money I could probably provide a private tutor and end up giving them a better education anyway! I could sell it to them with the tutoridge 9-3 then after that it's all swimming pools, lambos and shopping trips 😂.

Ok we get it OP - you’re very cool and would do it for 100m quid. As well as imagining a scenario of doing porn for a large amount of cash, Imagine a world where everyone doesn’t think the same as you. “Who cares?” well maybe I do

seriously why the attitude? I already said I'd not do it until my parents died as. they were so conservative. The thread was supposed to be light hearted debate, stop being a kill joy just because I disagreed with you.

I love that you're getting grief on your own opinion of your hypothetical suggestion

I love that you're getting grief on your own opinion of your hypothetical suggestion

the poster said she'd be worried about her great grandkids and those coming next having that as her legacy in 100 years time. I politely said I wouldn't care what people think of me when I'm dead and she attacked me.

I don't know how my great grandparents got their money and I'd laugh and say 'fair play' if I found out they earned it by having sex and a couple of tv appearances - who wouldn't?!

On the account that a lot of inherited wealth was created because of the slave trade I'd be bloody delighted if I found out my grandparents wealth was created by a bit of poke and tickle.

I'd be fine with it if I could (a) consult my children about it first (b) choose my co-star

And when is it? There will be a lot of us by the sounds of it. Do we all get the money, or just a cut of it? Can we have a meet up after. Tea and lemon drizzle cake cake or gin?

I am pretty disgusted at how many of you lack basic morals.

I would pretty much do anything for £100 million.

I am pretty disgusted at how many of you lack basic morals

100 million for consensual sex with other adults. It's hardly murder or child/animal abuse.