To throw the smirky bastard out?

[QuestionableMouse]

I mean, look at him!

Yeah he thinks he's it

Block his nozzle - that'll take the smile off his face!

Silly bugger had been on the booze too. Fell over when I tried to get him into the bathroom!

Honestly! Some people! 😬😂😂😂

I don't know what you've done to him, but he does appear to have a life of his own, and he definitely looks like he's plotting something!

What a prick. I left mine on the doorstep and some other poor sod took him.

Arrogant little shit

I thought this was going to be a cat thread. Obviously not!

My ds loves his.
When I'm visiting I refuse to even use him.

11 years he's lived there, he's indestructible the little eejit.

Aww. We love ours and his pal George.

He really sucks

He looks disturbingly coy to me.

He is a smug bastard. Ours has been put in the shed but he's still smiling his smug little smirk. Nothing gets to him.

'Henry you dickhead' is used far too often in my house. Absolute arse he is!!

I get great pleasure from ‘accidentally’ kicking mine from time to time. Little bastard.

Poor Henry. His only crime is to share a name with a certain red haired prat. I’ll gladly take him off you.

He is always falling over and crashing into door frames 🍷

That face! He knows you’re not getting rid of him though!

I've got Henry's little brother, James. He's bright yellow.

I'm thinking of saving up for a back pack vacuum.

Show him his instruction leaflet - there is a section on how to take his face off. Yes, really! The manufacturer acknowledges that the cheeky grin isn’t everyone’s cup of tea!

I thought you were talking about Husband or partner 😂

My DH had a Henry. Little bugger tripped me up and nearly sent me flying down the stairs the day before our wedding. He had that smirky face too.

We now have a Dyson.

This thread is an abuse fest. Poor ole Henry. I hope he finds the strength to ltb

Yeah, I have a Hetty that does this - pathetic little drama queen, we weren't even going fast.

🤣🤣crap day. That has made me laugh. Thank you. 🙂

Maybe he’s looking for Hetty