To throw the smirky bastard out?

[QuestionableMouse]

I mean, look at him!

Mines been hoovering up builders crap all day. He doesnt look smug. Just exhausted. I even changed his bag.

Used to use the smug little shit at work, he was crap at corners and his nose fell off on a regular basis while he just sat there all smirky.
We were always told we couldn't have a new one until he had died, the bugger is indestructible because my God we tried for years!
Someone must have succeeded though because we now have a shark and there's no insolent hiding and smirking just a job done and no back ache either!
Get him out in the snow and teach him a lesson, bloody smirker shirker!

Luckily he lives at work or he might go missing when I move house shortly!

There's no doubt he's a smirky dick, but I'm disappointed as I was hoping to find a picture of a real smirky bastard asshole of a cat.

Aww come on you can't be serious he's too cute!!

Not a smirky cat but here's my bitey cat!

❤️!

Ooh what soft fur and extremely pissed off claws bitey cat has! Thank you for the kitpic!

Go on then, here's a pic of mine. Brought a mouse in this morning, a bird yesterday morning, who knows what tomorrow? One good thing though, Henry's now spittin' feathers!

I regularly shout at Henry! Always getting stuck round corners or rolling about being dramatic! 🙄
And he's a fucking nightmare to drag up the stairs, the big, heavy twat!

I keep thinking I'll save up and get something else but then his face makes me feel guilty.

Awwww, you're nasty, people like you don't deserve a Henry!!

@QuestionableMouse

he's not smirking, he's just a bit shy!

We have a Henry at work. We all kick him.

I'm crying with laughter at these. Fucking hate bloody Hetty....she's regularly lolling around on her side when she's meant to be working 😡.

That's exactly why I'd never have a stupid Henry. Totally overrated. I had to use the twat at work and it nearly finished me off. Spent most of its time upside down.🙄🙄🙄

Henry is Sheldon Cooper in appliance form

HAHAHAHA omg this is entirely accurate

Mine regularly fell over, got stuck or tripped me up. And I felt that his smirky little face was judging how infrequently I used him.

He was replaced by a Dyson, so let that be a warning to your smug fucker.

Henry Nativity

I loathe him - he is dh's hoover and makes the entire house smell of Parmesan cheese.

Henry is a classic man spreading bastard. Takes up the entire under stairs cupboard and I have to fight just to get him out.

DH is obsessed with Henry. It's unnatural and will probably lead to divorce.

He looks very shifty. Definitely keep your eye on him. 😉