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To throw the smirky bastard out?

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QuestionableMouse · 13/12/2022 18:57

I mean, look at him!

To throw the smirky bastard out?
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cantba · 13/12/2022 21:47

Mines been hoovering up builders crap all day. He doesnt look smug. Just exhausted. I even changed his bag.

Maverickess · 13/12/2022 22:03

Used to use the smug little shit at work, he was crap at corners and his nose fell off on a regular basis while he just sat there all smirky.
We were always told we couldn't have a new one until he had died, the bugger is indestructible because my God we tried for years!
Someone must have succeeded though because we now have a shark and there's no insolent hiding and smirking just a job done and no back ache either!
Get him out in the snow and teach him a lesson, bloody smirker shirker!

QuestionableMouse · 13/12/2022 22:32

Luckily he lives at work or he might go missing when I move house shortly!

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Frapped · 13/12/2022 22:34

There's no doubt he's a smirky dick, but I'm disappointed as I was hoping to find a picture of a real smirky bastard asshole of a cat.

heartbroken22 · 13/12/2022 22:35

Aww come on you can't be serious he's too cute!!

QuestionableMouse · 13/12/2022 22:38

Not a smirky cat but here's my bitey cat!

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Frapped · 13/12/2022 22:45

❤️!

Ooh what soft fur and extremely pissed off claws bitey cat has! Thank you for the kitpic!

Want2beme · 14/12/2022 00:41

Go on then, here's a pic of mine. Brought a mouse in this morning, a bird yesterday morning, who knows what tomorrow? One good thing though, Henry's now spittin' feathers!Grin

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RightOnTheEdge · 14/12/2022 00:49

I regularly shout at Henry! Always getting stuck round corners or rolling about being dramatic! 🙄
And he's a fucking nightmare to drag up the stairs, the big, heavy twat!

I keep thinking I'll save up and get something else but then his face makes me feel guilty.

SkylightSkylight · 14/12/2022 00:55

LeopardPrintTits · 13/12/2022 19:26

I get great pleasure from ‘accidentally’ kicking mine from time to time. Little bastard.

Awwww, you're nasty, people like you don't deserve a Henry!!

SkylightSkylight · 14/12/2022 00:55

@QuestionableMouse

he's not smirking, he's just a bit shy!

Dancingtumbleweed · 14/12/2022 06:10

SkylightSkylight · 14/12/2022 00:55

Awwww, you're nasty, people like you don't deserve a Henry!!

We have a Henry at work. We all kick him.

ForfuckssakeEXHstopbeingatwat · 14/12/2022 06:19

I'm crying with laughter at these. Fucking hate bloody Hetty....she's regularly lolling around on her side when she's meant to be working 😡.

halfsiesonapotnoodle · 14/12/2022 06:21

Velvian · 13/12/2022 19:30

He is always falling over and crashing into door frames 🍷

That's exactly why I'd never have a stupid Henry. Totally overrated. I had to use the twat at work and it nearly finished me off. Spent most of its time upside down.🙄🙄🙄

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/12/2022 18:49

Henry is Sheldon Cooper in appliance form Grin

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dolor · 14/12/2022 21:36

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/12/2022 18:49

Henry is Sheldon Cooper in appliance form Grin

HAHAHAHA omg this is entirely accurate

BrightYellowDaffodil · 14/12/2022 21:40

Mine regularly fell over, got stuck or tripped me up. And I felt that his smirky little face was judging how infrequently I used him.

He was replaced by a Dyson, so let that be a warning to your smug fucker.

dolor · 15/12/2022 07:48

Henry Nativity

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Minimalme · 15/12/2022 08:01

I loathe him - he is dh's hoover and makes the entire house smell of Parmesan cheese.

Henry is a classic man spreading bastard. Takes up the entire under stairs cupboard and I have to fight just to get him out.

DH is obsessed with Henry. It's unnatural and will probably lead to divorce.

EPFromTheStates · 15/12/2022 08:02

He looks very shifty. Definitely keep your eye on him. 😉

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