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What’s an adult size portion of fish fingers??

837 replies

Boooooot · 17/11/2022 18:14

Yes I’m posting in Aibu because this is causing ww3 in my house currently.

yabu: 4 is plenty.
yanbu: 4 is a child portion.

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Katemax82 · 20/11/2022 09:10

Florenz · 19/11/2022 20:58

What is the portion size given on the nutritional information on a packet of fish fingers?

No idea, they have less chips with it so who cares

CourtneeLuv · 20/11/2022 09:29

villagelife77 · 18/11/2022 18:32

I genuinely don’t believe an adult would eat fish fingers as an actual meal!

Odfod

villagelife77 · 20/11/2022 09:40

Are you having trouble spelling?

Lunar270 · 20/11/2022 10:27

villagelife77 · 20/11/2022 09:40

Are you having trouble spelling?

😂

I don't eat fish fingers often but as a cheat meal they're great. A bit of a non serious meal that harks back to my childhood.

Pubs are also serving them too, round my way with a Jenga style portion of triple cooked chips and crushed peas. Classy 😂

Although I've been revisiting Spam recently too, which seems to be having a bit of resurgence.

Boooooot · 20/11/2022 10:27

Im so glad I started this thread. It has been gold.

I had fishfingers again last night 🤣

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BosaNova · 20/11/2022 10:32

Lunar270 · 20/11/2022 10:27

😂

I don't eat fish fingers often but as a cheat meal they're great. A bit of a non serious meal that harks back to my childhood.

Pubs are also serving them too, round my way with a Jenga style portion of triple cooked chips and crushed peas. Classy 😂

Although I've been revisiting Spam recently too, which seems to be having a bit of resurgence.

I saw spam fingers on insta yesyerday!
In batter rather than breaded but i can totes imagine it's nice

Boooooot · 20/11/2022 10:34

My husband bought home spam fritters stuffed with cheese the other day. The picture in the box was pornographic. I’ve never laughed so much. I couldn’t bring myself to eat it though spam freaks me out.

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Lunar270 · 20/11/2022 10:36

BosaNova · 20/11/2022 10:32

I saw spam fingers on insta yesyerday!
In batter rather than breaded but i can totes imagine it's nice

Woah, that's a twist. I've seen spam fries but battered sounds awesome 😂

Sorry for the detail OP.

MountainChalet · 20/11/2022 10:42

In my house is:
2 for the toddler
3 for the older children
4 for the adults

KettrickenSmiled · 20/11/2022 11:08

Boooooot · 20/11/2022 10:27

Im so glad I started this thread. It has been gold.

I had fishfingers again last night 🤣

😂😂😂
You are an animal OP.

A kids' meal-gobbling ANIMAL.

Also curiously mute on the quantity of fish fingers, you sly dog. Perhaps the scoldings of the Competitive Undereaters Club have finally hit home?
Quite right too - Women - if you are going to insist on being Massively Greedy, have the grace to do so in secrecy & shame ...

KettrickenSmiled · 20/11/2022 11:11

Although I've been revisiting Spam recently
😂😂😂

Blimey @Lunar270 Alan Bennett's rocked up ...

Oysterbabe · 20/11/2022 11:24

My friend has moved to America recently and sent me this.

What’s an adult size portion of fish fingers??
Lunar270 · 20/11/2022 11:30

KettrickenSmiled · 20/11/2022 11:11

Although I've been revisiting Spam recently
😂😂😂

Blimey @Lunar270 Alan Bennett's rocked up ...

Next week my tin opener may well have a date with a Fray Bentos pie.

I might even dig out my ice cream scoop to recreate my school dinners, where I'd have two scoops of mash potato.

Boooooot · 20/11/2022 12:13

KettrickenSmiled · 20/11/2022 11:08

😂😂😂
You are an animal OP.

A kids' meal-gobbling ANIMAL.

Also curiously mute on the quantity of fish fingers, you sly dog. Perhaps the scoldings of the Competitive Undereaters Club have finally hit home?
Quite right too - Women - if you are going to insist on being Massively Greedy, have the grace to do so in secrecy & shame ...

I had 4 but in their own as a snacky snack as me and my husband were having something later on 🤣

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FancyFran · 20/11/2022 12:32

Spam Fritters no but corned beef, yummy.

lljkk · 20/11/2022 15:44

"Some people can't afford to buy a full fish as they are quite expensive nowadays."

Trying to do the math...

8 fingers, ~480 kcal, £1.06 (fingers on offer, else £1.27 regular price)

2 fish fillets, ~480 kcal, £1.63

I dunno, I just think most people aren't making that choice to save 57p.

5 fish fillets for £2.50. That's 50p each I think, 80kcal, or 62.5 p/100 kcal, compared to 22p/100kcal for the fingers, I suppose.

There was a guy in my butcher buying offal the other day, as "dog food". But it's human grade. I wonder what the cheapest form of high iron foods are nowadays.

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 20/11/2022 15:47

villagelife77 · 20/11/2022 09:40

Are you having trouble spelling?

Odfod - you know, one dainty fishfinger once daily? 😝

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 20/11/2022 15:49

Boooooot · 20/11/2022 10:34

My husband bought home spam fritters stuffed with cheese the other day. The picture in the box was pornographic. I’ve never laughed so much. I couldn’t bring myself to eat it though spam freaks me out.

Snap!!!!!! Picture, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease???
There is something quite dirty about spam fritters, I have to say 😂

Grapewrath · 20/11/2022 15:54

I can’t eat fish but I’d easily smash 6 veggie fingers with as a sarnie or mash/chips
Some if these comments are hilarious. Btw I’m a size 8 and 8st 4 so not massive with a big appetite. Anything under 4/5 is a kids dinner

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 20/11/2022 16:01

Family poll has now officially closed with the late submission from (now awake) 19 year old son:
"Well, about 4...hang on, though, that was when I was a kid?""
"Now? I dunno-6,7,8,9,10?"
We then discussed the buttie dilemma, I must say I was shocked to the core to learn that there would be NO VINEGAR involved, rather thick white bread, ketchup and chips.And that he was suspicious that this had something to do with Mumsnet.🕵
When I pointed out the absence of a decision re the total number of fish fingers, I was gently told "yeah, but it's like my cheese baguette today, there had to be a consistent layer of cheese - so it depends how many fish fingers I can cram in without them starting to fall out"

🤓🤓😂

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 20/11/2022 16:03

Oysterbabe · 20/11/2022 11:24

My friend has moved to America recently and sent me this.

BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even I wouldn't go near that!!!!!!!

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe · 20/11/2022 16:13

Gerron, there speak the voice of pragmatism and eminent common sense.

Because I follow your son's train of thought, I forego ant bread, chips, whatever. That being the case, there is nothing to take up the space required by numerous fish fingers - and I don't need to curtail them to fit into a sandwich. Grin

AbreathofFrenchair · 20/11/2022 16:18

Gymrabbit · 17/11/2022 18:18

With chips and beans I’d have 3 and I’m both overweight and a bit piggy.

anymore is massively greedy.

If you're "overweight and a bit piggy" it's not having 4 fishfingers that has done it, it's the quantity of everything else you are eating.

OP, I'd say 4. Right amount for a sandwich too.

LadyMarmaladeAtkins · 20/11/2022 16:18

Half the packet each in our house which is 5 or 6 each depending on brand. It does depend what you are serving with it though. Sometimes the batter is the carbs and we just have a pile of veg with them. If very hungry we have a bit of mash with it as well. 3-4 would be fine for an adult with a range of carbs (chips, garlic bread etc.) and veg with it. Depends what pudding is too.

This is making me hungry. 😝

BosaNova · 20/11/2022 16:35

I will throw spanner in works.

How many seafood sticks per person😂