@TerfQueen
I demanded that “D”H cancel his payments to this “BT” hussy, within a day our internet and phones suddenly all stop working! That crazy bitch, obviously incensed at the loss has clearly gone and cut all our cables, im fummin! Logged it with 111.
I'm not surprised. It's your karma for being such an abusive twat. Remember who pays for the 8 bedrooms and the gatehouse. That money-generating penis has needs your dog-obsessed self cannot fulfil. I suspect he's been feeling neglected and forlorn for years. That's where the shitting on the carpet comes from, obviously, his desperate need for the affection that you so freely give the other Nigel. Can't believe you've emotionally replaced him with a spaniel, and replaced his own name in his own house.
On top of this, his mother has now decided she wants to move in with us. I mean I’m not even sure if I’m kicking DH out at this point and now his mother is demanding to come and live with us? We only have 8 spare bedrooms and a gate house, and the CF is trying to manipulate us with £1m early inheritance and offering round the clock childcare. Absolutely sick of her, so so sneaky.
This is the woman who raised your poor husband. Give her £1million to give to a charity of her choice upon her demise. Not a dog charity, OP! You always want to push your own selfish obsession with the dog. It's time you mended your ways. Re childcare, don't! It will only give you more time to feed into your addiction Nigel (the spaniel).
Anyway, I’ve a chicken to cook. I’m thinking chicken ala lemon with a sprinkle of Waitrose essential edible flowers and a side of whipped spinach. The kids fave!
just cook the dog at this point, love. It would solve basically all your multitude of issues.