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Digestives are not the same as rich tea

87 replies

Biscuits1011 · 10/10/2022 21:45

Partner says there’s no difference between rich tea and digestive biscuits…
aibu to think he’s nuts??

OP posts:
Blanchedsocks · 10/10/2022 21:47

Ltb

ofwarren · 10/10/2022 21:48

Totally different biscuits!

nonevernotever · 10/10/2022 21:48

I can't begin to understand how he could think there's no difference. Does he just mean that they're both plain not-chocolate biscuits

HeadNorth · 10/10/2022 21:48

He is either insane or manipulative & gas lighting you. Run away.

Ponoka7 · 10/10/2022 21:48

Does he smoke, or like spicy food? Because somehow he's killed off his taste buds and ability to feel texture.

Namechanger355 · 10/10/2022 21:49

Nuts

nonevernotever · 10/10/2022 21:49

I was also going to say you should seriously consider LTB, but see I've been beaten to it.

iCouldSleepForAYear · 10/10/2022 21:50

YANBU. Did your other half burn his tongue??

Mum2jenny · 10/10/2022 21:52

RTB are vile, digestives are good!

ClocksGoingBackwards · 10/10/2022 21:52

Has he actually eaten both of them?

WhitePhantom · 10/10/2022 21:52

Yeah course they are, and jaffa cakes are the same as fig rolls! 😅

3peassuit · 10/10/2022 21:52

Digestives are wheaty, taste more substantial and are delicious with cheese. Rich tea are the ones left at the bottom of the biscuit tin.

NancyJoan · 10/10/2022 21:54

I don’t like him, OP. But I do like all biscuits.

Poppyseed14 · 10/10/2022 21:56

Have you got your ducks all in a row OP?

FatOaf · 10/10/2022 21:59

Ducks are just the same as pigeons

EwwSprouts · 10/10/2022 22:00

You might as well cut him discs of cardboard if he can't tell the difference.

PuttingDownRoots · 10/10/2022 22:02

What is his view on hobnobs?

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 10/10/2022 22:04

My father used to call rich tea "sensory deprivation biscuits".

Galaktoboureko · 10/10/2022 22:04

Wow. Digestives are dunking royalty, Rich Tea are soggy imitators which tend to fall off into your cup after absorbing a mere two drops.

TediousTim · 10/10/2022 22:04

Rich Tea are the King of biscuits - digestives are only good smashed up for a cheesecake base.

Poppyseed14 · 10/10/2022 22:04

FatOaf · 10/10/2022 21:59

Ducks are just the same as pigeons

🤣🤣🤣

RonObvious · 10/10/2022 22:05

This may be the worst thing I have ever read on here.

Fizbosshoes · 10/10/2022 22:07

How on earth do 4% of voters think you are being unreasonable??

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 10/10/2022 22:08

TediousTim · 10/10/2022 22:04

Rich Tea are the King of biscuits - digestives are only good smashed up for a cheesecake base.

No this is the worst thing you’ve ever read!

I can see why someone who’s never eaten a biscuit may think they’re the same, as they’re the same size and shape, with a similar pattern.

the taste and texture however are worlds apart! He’s a sociopath.

JackieQueen · 10/10/2022 22:08

The chocolate ones are best

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