I agree, tbh, @Lesserspotteddogfish I had this imaginary scenario in my mind of a little 'un 'Mummy, what are anal beads?'
Adults know where to buy sex toys, I'm sure they don't need to be on supermarket shelves etc.. let kids be little.. there's enough in the adult world for them to deal with.
@PinkButtercups kids probably DO go through the Boots catalogue, do you not remember them clutching the Argos catalogue with great glee to see what they could ask Santa for?
@VestaTilley Yep, supposed to be perfect mums on MN but as soon as you highlight anything like this, folk assume you're a prude!