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Dont let kids look at Boots for pressie ideas..

158 replies

mamabear715 · 04/10/2022 18:39

www.boots.com/christmas/all-christmas/ann-summers-small-thai-anal-love-beads-10307639

Is it just me? What next, vibrators in M&S?

OP posts:
TurquoiseDress · 04/10/2022 20:49

WTF! Grin

I went onto Boots website earlier this evening looking for a fluffy hot water bottle

Ha ha wow these are something else!

MrsMacIsBack · 04/10/2022 20:50

Kinky Boots?

TurquoiseDress · 04/10/2022 20:50

Anyone admit to buying/trying these?

Go on, don't be shy...

catandcoffee · 04/10/2022 20:52

can't wait to read the first review 😁

SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 04/10/2022 20:53

I didn’t know Boots sold sex toys!

dutyfirstselfsecond · 04/10/2022 20:55

Is it in the 3for2?

CliffordMystery · 04/10/2022 20:55

I was in my local Tesco yesterday and I saw a whole range of LoveHoney sex toys. I’d never noticed them before.

Gunner1510 · 04/10/2022 20:56

This thread has got to be up there with the dick before strictly for the most laughs this week 😁

orbitalcrisis · 04/10/2022 20:56

I think sex toys for presents is a great idea. No need to wrap them, just put them in a box.

Glitterspy · 04/10/2022 20:57

Ooh, hope I can use advantage card points on those!

mrsDracoMalfoy · 04/10/2022 20:58

HangOnToYourself · 04/10/2022 18:42

Imagining OP going to clutch her Pearls only to discover they are anal beads...

🤣🤣🤣

ella142 · 04/10/2022 21:01

I mean they sell vibrators in my local Sainsbury's too. They're not exactly harmful, just tell your kids they're for adults (as you presumably would with condoms etc?)

limitededitionbarbie · 04/10/2022 21:02

Well I bought my daughter who is 9 a light catcher on Amazon.

My sister recently pointed out it's a fanny. She's had a fanny hanging off her curtain rail since she was seven.

My sis has the same one and she knew it was a fanny when she ordered it.

Branster · 04/10/2022 21:10

UWhatNow · 04/10/2022 19:09

Jeepers wish I hadn’t lazily clicked on that! Ahhh my poor squeaky clean search history is now tainted…

Exactly!!! And I asked my internet provider to monitor the wifi speed for two weeks. I hope they won't look too closely.
I'm actually really embarrassed now.

follyfeet · 04/10/2022 21:10

I located my parents little cupboard of love items when I was about 6 yrs old. I think I turned out ok Grin

I have a good job, I am artistic, intelligent, eloquent, good looking, healthy, stable and.....single, lol.

(Having fun, before anyone hands me the smug award).

ZenNudist · 04/10/2022 21:14

As long as they aren't in the catalogue (gift for him or her?).

Looks like a lovely keyring, or maybe a novelty bottle opener...

MrsMacIsBack · 04/10/2022 21:16

someone brought one back brazen as you like

The hussy!

maddy68 · 04/10/2022 21:17

mamabear715 · 04/10/2022 18:39

Oooh that's pretty 😂

Lotusmonster · 04/10/2022 21:28

WHSmith do a sex toy colouring book….they’re celebrating 230 years. It’s nice how they’ve stuck to their arts & crafts roots whilst jumping on the bandwagon.

Pineappleflowers · 04/10/2022 21:36

MayThe4th · 04/10/2022 18:44

It’s hardly prudish to say that sex toys don’t need to be on display in boots or any other shop which isn’t designed for the purpose.

There’s a reason why lovehoney advertise after the watershed.

This.

Tiredoftiers · 04/10/2022 21:39

I remember being shocked that good housekeeping were testing vibrators.

Currently 100+ folk looking at the small lovebeads online

Nagado · 04/10/2022 21:40

Argos sell sex toys??? 🤯

ArticSaviour · 04/10/2022 21:47

HangOnToYourself · 04/10/2022 18:42

Imagining OP going to clutch her Pearls only to discover they are anal beads...

😂😂😂

runlittlemonster · 04/10/2022 21:53

MintyCedricHereWeGoAgain · 04/10/2022 18:51

Did you find the link on this page OP?

😂😂😂

ClutchingMyAnalBeads · 04/10/2022 21:58

I luffs this thread.