Dont let kids look at Boots for pressie ideas..

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www.boots.com/christmas/all-christmas/ann-summers-small-thai-anal-love-beads-10307639

Is it just me? What next, vibrators in M&S?

Still looks good when you're sober and calls you the next day. 😂

Just poping to boots

Not a bad price, especially for boots, most things are more expensive in boots, then again they are tiny beads.

they come in grey little bags…

Gross!

Oh wait, you mean the sex toys are presented for sale in little grey bags.

So

1. how exactly do they work
2. do you shove them up your backside

2a. if so isn’t it painful

1. Also won’t they come out covered in poo? 😛

1. I would say they are best used for masterbation rather than sex.
2. Yes

2a. No. Well, As long as you're lubed up (as with all things)

1. Do not do anything anally without preperation. Enema, shower, etc

There is always the chance there might be poo but like i said anal (and anything anal) is something you plan and put on your calender! Prepare, prepare, prepare! 😅

Never!! Omg that’s soo funny! You know when you have a particular toy they just list you get a random one so the staff bring down different ones. Do Argos do that for these “toys” ? 😂

Big tesco stores have a range of toys from love honey 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I was given that I'd assume it was a key ring

But will they improve my chess?

Yeah the sex toys are sealed in grey bags similar to ones you get for parcels so you can’t see what someone has ordered on collection …

The range comes under “sexual wellness” on the website /browser 😂

It tells you on the link We recommend using a toy-friendly lube and pulling the beads out at the point of climax. Trust us 😂

Not necessarily but you might enjoy it more !

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What are your kids searching for OP? Because mine have never once typed in ‘Thai anal beads’ into any toy website by mistake 😂😂

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Is anyone else getting this ad reading this thread?! 🤣🤣

Oh ignore me I think it must be a post!! 🙈🙈

hope they’ll be on the usual 3 for 2 deal 😍

That’s a very pretty keyring for grandma :)

But will I be accused of cheating, using the vibrating anal beads to tell me the moves to make??

Is it located in the Christmas section?
If not.... then what is your problem? Ridiculous, grow up and have a conversation with your kiss if they see it (shock, horror)

You don't get that sort of thing at Waitrose!

literally my thoughts. what kid is going to say oh mammy i’d like that peppa pig toy for christmas, and how about those ann summers anal beads too? ffs, such a daft thread 😂

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Boots the Chemist (when we were children) then boots for beauty in the 1990’s then Boots photographic now Boots Pharmacy - Boots … it’s a business that’s far more ‘by our side’ than any high street bank.