Dont let kids look at Boots for pressie ideas..

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www.boots.com/christmas/all-christmas/ann-summers-small-thai-anal-love-beads-10307639

Is it just me? What next, vibrators in M&S?

Fwiw Poundland have had bullet vibrators on the shelves in the recent past too

Now that's what you call a cheap thrill!

I work in Argos ….

Good job we haven’t got the catalogue anymore , we sell sex toys now 😂😂

even worse … someone bought one back brazen as you like for a replacement because it stopped working 🤢🤢 I mean you expect this in Ann Summers but ARGOS

they come in grey little bags …

Oh you poor sweet summer child

What next, they see condoms? Or vapes? Or medication!

Just checked and boots' website doesnt come ul immediately with sex toys. You actively have to look for them so methinks your pearl clutching is a little bit over dramatic

No she didnt lol.

They are hidden of the highest shelves and you have to look for them its also CLEAR what they are and they are next to the sex pill, condoms and lube.

She may have bought them for a laugh (seems several people try to be edgy like that so its a common gift for secret santas etc...) but you have been seriously naive if you believe it was a mistake rather than a deliberate joke.

She certainly couldn't lack that much awareness of what they where unless she is a very young child with a jet pack (to reach them) or suffers quite severe learning difficulties that leave her completely socially and sexually unaware.

OMG @Zero19
#Imagines you in Hazmat suit & gloves, receiving used sex toy back.. :-0

Just to put you all straight, my sis sent me the link, so if anyone was looking at sex toys, it was her! ;-)
For those of you picturing me pearl clutching while watching my angelic little ones, they are actually in their 20's!

I need your social life

I am very old indeed and one of my first jobs was in Boots. Back in those days the condoms were kept behind the counter in the drawer labelled "Indoor Sports" and men (because women never bought them back then) would come in and say "Can I speak to the man in the back?" to ask the pharmacist for them.

Apparently the founder of Boots did not allow them on open sale. Poor man must be spinning in his grave!

I tried to Google and find when it changed but, apparently, my computer's safe search function won't allow it and I am too old to know how to change that!

Order number?, asking for a friend. 😂😂

luckily I wasn’t on the till at the time but the person who was is the most black and white person you could meet and I imagine he’s never seen a sex toy in his life 😂
imagine Roy Cropper on the till …. It was HILARIOUS I said she couldn’t have picked a better member of staff to serve her !

It would make a cool keyring.

🤣🤣🤣

She absolutely did.

Her (adult) kids nearly wet themselves when I opened mine and said "fuck me, that's a vibrator"

She insisted it was a massager and would be useful cos I get a bad back.

I've heard it all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm obviously not going down the right aisles when I shop!!! (Or isn't the wrong aisles?)

@Zero19 Priceless! ;-)

Very handy. I can get some when I pop in for my piles cream.

Er the sex shop?!

Is anyone else actually properly disappointed that it was a link to the website and not the boot christmas catalogue?

Isn't it more of a case of you do know where they have been.

🤢

I had that last year was looking for something for put in three letters ! First thing that came up was a rampant rabbit. Can’t remember what I put “in” the search for but wow, at the time I said fuck me. Obviously not with that it would have taken my eyes out, I honestly didn’t know boots sold such a thing.

I’m sat here clutching my large black pearl strings. It’s eye watering for Boots,!!!!

I need an idiots guide to these, how exactly do they work, do you shove them up your backside, if so isn’t it painful. Also won’t they come out covered in poo? 😛

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/all-sexual-wellbeing/durex-intense-vibrations-ring