To think Mumsnet has such brilliant usernames?

[AgnestaVipers]

A few of my favourites. What are yours?

UnconscionableSnacking
WiltingatTreadmills
MissHavishamsMouldyOldCake
latetothefisting
MrsOvertonsWindow

There was a midwife once called AtYourCervix. Jo Brand gave public appreciation for the name EatShitDerek.

There was also someone called bumsexatthebingo. She said she did it so that when people agreed with her, they'd say things like "bumsexatthebingo is right".

My current favourite is @GenghisCalm

Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls is a long standing fav of mine

I love seeing a good, witty or topical username because it reminds me that MN is full of clever, funny women, and not just a seething nest of vipers.

I love it when I see a username that's a slightly obscure reference to a favourite book, author or tv show.

I have a love/hate relationship with this name because it always puts the bloody song in my head!

Like mine? (Remember the smurf from Carshare?)

Exactly that type of name, yes 😂

I like @PardonMyTits 🤭

😆they are fantastic!

A similarly sounding brilliant one is... WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles. I think I've got that right.

AnyFucker will always remain my favourite. Especially when you then get the Xmas name changes, like AnyFuckerForAMincePie.

LabiaMinoraPissusFlapus or something along those lines

YellowPlumbob because I assume it's a sims reference

Many more I'll probably only remember when I see them

But even that is beaten by WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles.

AtYourCervix was great.

But the only username that has stayed in my mind was @MorrisZapp (not sure if she is even here anymore), because she once stuck up for me, in a very kind way, on a very old thread when I was under a different username and everyone else was piling on me. Also it turned out that she and I were (unfortunately) right about that situation.

There have been some corkers over the years that is for sure.

Excellent ones, all.
Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls is inspired!

Also, FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse (or very similar) deserves honourable mention!

Yours is excellent, btw.

I have a similar thing with JudgeRindersMinder - one half of my brain is saying it doesn’t rhyme, the other half is screaming that’s the point. Every single time I see it.

She's still here, and she's still usually right.

Oh yes @IncompleteSenten is one of my absolute top favourites!

@MimosaSunrise me too re: @JudgeRindersMinder!!

Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls is a good one.

I like neverdropyourmooncup it always makes me smile.

@MimosaSunrise @NiqueNique 👋🏻😂

I’m yet another fan of the sausage roll buffet building!