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What’s the most batshit belief you’ve ever known someone to hold

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Ifyouwannabe1 · 04/08/2022 10:46

just met up with a long time friend (lovely, but utterly away with the fairies) who honestly believes the earth is flat as well as a whole host of other similarly crazy things. It got me thinking what’s the most batshit thing you’ve ever known anyone to think?

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MissConductUS · 04/08/2022 19:18

Thanks for the correction @DonateBloodNCheckSmokeAlarms . I am changing my vote to the belief that the earth is 6,000 years old.

thedancingbear · 04/08/2022 19:20

SuperCamp · 04/08/2022 19:15

But yesterday I read a whole thread on Twitter where Transwomen and their allies were adamant that TW have periods.

They discussed putting frozen tomato and beetroot ‘enemas’ in their rectums, how they get cramps, and absolutely do menstruate.

I am NOT ‘anti-trans’ but on a lighthearted thread about batshittery, TW ramming frozen juice up their arses and experiencing period cramps is the most batshit belief I have personally witnessed.

That’s both bonkers and concerning, I grant you

it’s a very different thing from just posting ‘trans people’ over and over again

Milesty1 · 04/08/2022 19:22

That Boris is a good PM and everything written in the Daily Fail is true 🤮

RelentlessForwardProgress · 04/08/2022 19:22

Sirius3030 · 04/08/2022 17:52

Hmmm. My PhD thesis. Dogs secrete a growth factor in their saliva which may be effective at healing wounds. Never proven though.

I love that this was your PhD!!

(FWIW my mother also believed this, got a Labrador to lick her arm where it had caught on some barbed wire and ended up having to have an unusual type of antibiotic because she got an infection rarely seen in humans).

BeverForget · 04/08/2022 19:22

Used to work with someone that believed in fairies.
Actual magical fairies.

RippleEffects · 04/08/2022 19:22

That the government have money - not linking that money for any society pot is generated by taxation not just by printing money.

Felixsmama · 04/08/2022 19:25

That sleeping with more than 1 man reduces a woman's ability to paid bond 🤣🤣🤣

WeeOrcadian · 04/08/2022 19:25

I worked with someone who believed that dragons were real. She GENUINELY believed they were real

Trying20 · 04/08/2022 19:25

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Newrumpus · 04/08/2022 19:25

That teachers work the same hours as their pupils.

Felixsmama · 04/08/2022 19:26

Pair bond * stupid autocorrect

BlossomsOnATree · 04/08/2022 19:26

Ereshkigalangcleg shucks!

❤you too

OMG12 · 04/08/2022 19:27

lots of people seem to hold the view that everything that will ever be discovered has been already see claims about anything remotely supernatural. They assert their beliefs with such certainty too

BlossomsOnATree · 04/08/2022 19:29

it’s a very different thing from just posting ‘trans people’ over and over again

But that's a really unpleasant misrepresentation. If people were posting slurs about "trans people" as a class, I'd object to that as would most of us. That's not what's happening. They're pointing out that certain beliefs - which are definitely not help by all trans people as a class - are baseless. it's a totally different thing.

Trying20 · 04/08/2022 19:30

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SuperCamp · 04/08/2022 19:31

And I, for one, am not anti-trans and do not think trans people en masse are batshit.

I think people who argue mammals can change sex are batshit.

And my trans friends (the trans man spouse of my lesbian friend, a colleague, and a former neighbour I sometimes drink with) do not believe it either.

And think it batshit that people are losing their jobs and being arrested for saying so.

But Doubtless GeorgeCat1, in another century, if we dared say that the most batshit belief we heard was that women who could float /swim were witches and should be burnt at the stake was not funny / lighthearted enough for you.

Trying20 · 04/08/2022 19:31

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Supersee · 04/08/2022 19:31

@Trying20 But when it keeps coming up, time and time again, in kind of irrelevant places; yes - it’s boring.

The thread is about people who believe stuff that's batshjt. One than one person has stated people who believe that humans can change sex are batshit. Hardly an 'irrelevant place' given that's the topic of the thread.

TSIFT · 04/08/2022 19:31

CapMarvel · 04/08/2022 11:06

That ghosts/ psychics/ Gods are real.

Ditto homeopathy and all related nonsense.

This ignorant post.
You can't prove God doesn't exist the same way they can't prove God does exist.
Get an education - not just what's in your curriculum.

RishiRich · 04/08/2022 19:32

I had a colleague (a real, live adult) who believed she was a fairy. She was part of a group who went on fairy retreats together and everything.

Others:

  • That eating poppyseed bread while pregnant will mean your baby will be born with an opium addiction (ex-SIL).
  • That humans can change sex because parrot fish do it (Twitter)
  • That completing visualisation exercises will heal a broken leg (life coach)
SlipperyLizard · 04/08/2022 19:32

That some people are “born in the wrong body”, like some kind of sorting hat has gone wrong & put the wrong soul in the wrong meat sack.

As a follow on from this, such people think some men have a special inner feeling that makes them women, and therefore totally harmless.

Even more batshit, that some children who the sorting hat has got wrong need drugs & surgery to correct the sorting hat’s error. Even though the sorting hat has only recently started to get this wrong in large numbers, anyone who questions the correctness of sterilising & mutilating children is a bigot.

thedancingbear · 04/08/2022 19:33

SlipperyLizard · 04/08/2022 19:32

That some people are “born in the wrong body”, like some kind of sorting hat has gone wrong & put the wrong soul in the wrong meat sack.

As a follow on from this, such people think some men have a special inner feeling that makes them women, and therefore totally harmless.

Even more batshit, that some children who the sorting hat has got wrong need drugs & surgery to correct the sorting hat’s error. Even though the sorting hat has only recently started to get this wrong in large numbers, anyone who questions the correctness of sterilising & mutilating children is a bigot.

Why don’t you just post the word ‘trans’? We all know what you mean, and it’ll save you typing it all out again.

Staffy1 · 04/08/2022 19:33

That Bill Gates is behind covid and the covid vaccines which are designed to wipe out half the population.

Supersee · 04/08/2022 19:34

I am not anti trans. I do believe this though as stated by a lovely PP -

'And fwiw, I don't think people can change sex; the behaviour of some of the TRAs is disturbing; and I share concerns about men (which is what they are) in women's sport, some single-sex spaces etc.'

FrancescaContini · 04/08/2022 19:34

@SlipperyLizard hear hear

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