What’s the most batshit belief you’ve ever known someone to hold

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just met up with a long time friend (lovely, but utterly away with the fairies) who honestly believes the earth is flat as well as a whole host of other similarly crazy things. It got me thinking what’s the most batshit thing you’ve ever known anyone to think?

Brexit

That a pcr test used for research sent with lateral flows was the government's way of giving u the vaccine - said by a non Vaxer who's a nurse

That Brexit would go well.

That the covid vaccine would turn us all into robots. My neighbour told me this without a trace of irony. She was absolutely convinced that this would happen.

I just backed away slowly.........

Hard to imagine how anyone could do any worse though, to be fair.

I mean, I'm not sure a world where Liz fucking Truss is pm is one I want to live in, and the idea that she would do a better job than Kier Starmer (or, to be frank, my fucking cat) is hilarious.

That prayer is what cured their friend’s cancer. Nothing to do with the intensive treatment received.

That ghosts/ psychics/ Gods are real.

Ditto homeopathy and all related nonsense.

That only female cats have pink noses

That the Conservatives actually care about anyone other than themselves

Yes, that you can change sex 🤣🤣🤣

That Hollywood elite are keeping children in tunnels underground to harvest adrenochrome & keep themselves younger. Oh yes, and Trump was going to save all the tunnel children & out the Hollywood elite

Tinktravels sounds like we know the same dinosaur denying person 😂 I also know of an ultra Christian mother who will not let her young children wear clothes with dinosaurs on or have dinosaur toys.

My dental hygienist from the US believed Michelle Obama was a man and the US had their first gay President. It was a joke started by Joan Rivers, had to Google why anyone would think this was real.

Yup.

That it's a Hambag not a Handbag 😅

i have a friend who’s children has a dairy allergy, so she always orders vegan breakfasts.

she then berates the staff when they bring the breakfast without eggs and informs them that vegans can have eggs.

How is it transphobic to state you can't change sex? It's a biological fact.

Putting a fillet of fish in the toaster in a toaster bag sounds a good idea to me!

Apparently some people cook foil wrapped fish in the dishwasher.

The other stuff, not so much.

What's transphobic about knowing that it's impossible for a human being to change sex?

I know someone who swears blind that dinosaurs never existed. That the skeletons in museums are 'just a pile of old bones that they've found, and put together to look like something'.
The same person also insists she saw a unicorn at a horse show. A 'real live one'.

That small kids can sense young women, because it's the age you are fertile, and they tend to like them better than men or just older women. LOL.

The whole Illuminati stuff. If anyone mentions it tell them to stop immediately or bundle them headfirst into the nearest cupboard. It's nearly as bat shit as the powers of Aloe Vera.

For carrying your ham around in?