To be annoyed over a tub of egg mayo?

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Yesterday morning we went shopping. We got lunch supplies for the next few days. I chose egg mayo as a sandwich filler and DP chose deli meats like chorizo.

I've just come to make lunch and found he's eaten my egg mayo. A full fucking tub. He has been known to pile it high on sandwiches but only after he's asked if we can share. This time he didn't ask.

I can't have deli meats due to being pregnant but I don't like them either, so now I have nothing for lunch. I'm fuming.

He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes so far and has only just got in the shower. Why do men need to take a half-hour poo in preparation? He'll be at least 20 minutes in the shower than at least another 20 minutes after having a shave, so I can't send him out to get something else for lunch. My parents are coming this afternoon and I need a shower before they arrive. Instead I'm looking after our 2 year old daughter in my dressing gown and feeling grubby as well as hungry.

I also need a wee and we have no other barhroom/toilet so I'm getting very irritated.

AIBU?

Very rude and inconsiderate of him. Very well handled though OP - respect to you. Enjoy wrangling the toddler and going to the supermarket OP’s ‘H’! ;-)

You could have asked your parents to pick up some egg mayo on the way over ....

That’s annoying but your response is a bit dramatic IMO. I would hammer on the door 😁and tell him to get a fecking shake on as you need the loo and a shower and also tell him eating your egg Mayo was annoying.

I don’t quite understand why you chose to post on MN over directly telling him to hurry up and that you’re annoyed about the Egg Mayo. Strange.

There is literally no part of your OP or subsequent responses that suggests you were being lighthearted. Also, if things in your house are this much hard work with a single child, best of luck when you have two.

Oh OP, I fully sympathise! Last year when I was 7 months pregnant my partner ate something I had been craving for days and couldn’t wait to tuck into. I’d been feeling shitty all day and when my anti-reflux meds kicked in I went to eat it and it was gone. I cried.

Thankfully, although he’s a greedy git, my partner is also very understanding and went out right away to replace.

Pregnancy hormones are insane. Get him out the bathroom, pee and then demand he goes and buys you more egg mayo!!!

I hate food selfishness anyway, but all the other stuff just makes him seem a total waste of space.

It was selfish of him and I’d be really annoyed too tbh. He has however offered to go and fetch more- surely he could take DD with him? I’d take him up on it tbh. Is she having a 16 course tasting menu? She must be almost done.
Alternatively you could ask you parents to grab you a sandwich on

Do you have literally nothing in the house that you could have for lunch? Honestly, it sounds like you want to make everything hard work, try looking at things you can do instead of making up reasons why you can't do them.

It's not about the egg mayo. It sounds like you really don't like your husband though. Or anyone else for that matter!

It's beyond me why anyone would buy nasty mushy egg mayo anyway, when it's so easy to make a delicious one yourself 😆 Make some or buy some more on your way wherever you're going. Or get DH to.

This.
Then feed his salami to a neighbourhood dog.

You've had several suggestions. What would solve your predicament do you think? What would you like posters to suggest? Surely you have food in your house other than the now empty tub of egg mayo.

I'm so with you. He's a dick.

I feel like the only reason you didn't get female solidarity is because you were rude to other posters. Why post on here if you just want to backchat the people who comment back to you?

He can go to the shop he just has to take care of his own fucking child not piss off alone and do it

She needs to pee and shower

Solo parents shower when their kids are in bed but that's beside the point she ISNT a solo parent and if she was SHE WOULD STILL HAVE HER LUNCH BECAUSE HE WOULDNT HAVE EATEN IT also she could have peed before serving lunch to a toddler

Person who is hard work making everything hard work

So you dont have 'time' to make egg mayo (notwithstanding you said you didnt have the ingredients) but you have time to sit and mither and rage without having anything to eat

You have a child in the house but no other food apart from 2 foodstuffs, one of which was eaten by the joint occupant

You're moaning that theres no female solidarity? So because you're female, you're right?

And no your OP was not lighthearted and neither are your responses.

Maybe you should buy more than one meal’s worth of food at a time? You have a toddler daughter but no other options you could use to make yourself lunch?

If you need the loo knock on the door

To be fair, the reading comprehension of her opening post that is demonstrated on this thread isn't exactly stellar.

It never is but the OP didn’t help herself with the stroppy responses

I thought that the NHS advice was to avoid mayonnaise due to risk of salmonella?

Only homemade mayo, there's no salmonella risk in processed mayonnaise.

He's a greedy pig. I stopped reading the thread because there are some nasty posters. You are within your rights to feel aggrieved OP.

I mean it doesn't sound very light-hearted OP, especially getting stroppy at other other posters so you can forgive readers for not realising that you are in fact, finding the whole quite humourous!

This was meant to be light hearted

You come across as the polar opposite of light hearted

Carry on being the martyr then. A normal person would go to the loo when they need to.

Although even that's changed now. Provided the eggs used are Lion marked it's fine.

Deli meats aren't forbidden either 😆