Repulsive trendy food

[TheUnexpectedPickle]

Inspired by the dried fruit hate thread...

Is it only me that thinks most trendy/"healthy" food is overrated at best, downright nasty at worst?

Cauliflower rice does not have the taste or texture of rice. It's just soggy Cauliflower. Reheated it smells and tastes of fart.

Courgetti is wet and dilutes the sauce with its green sadwater.

Pomegranate, mangos and satsumas do not belong on salad, especially with a garlic dressing.

Advocados are only ok.

Siracha is just expensive hot sauce. There are loads that are better.

Overnight oats have the texture of wallpaper paste and are absolutely repugnant.

And nothing, NOTHING, should be served on a shovel or any other nonsense receptacle.

DC who are generally very fussy (but in totally different ways) about food, love snails and smelly cheeses!

[quote LuckySantangelo35]@TheMarmaladeYears
Your mum sounds like one of those ‘can’t have a meal without meat’ people[/quote]
Quite the opposite. She was a creative and really rather inspiring cook who encouraged me in what has been a lifetime of vegetarianism. She just hated kale.

@TheMarmaladeYears
Ah ok, fair enough