Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent

[TerribleTuna]

I'll go...

I've watched the same animated film every day for 2 weeks 🙃

I have to remove Barbie, Ken, a lion, a giraffe, an elephant and a great white shark from the bottom of the shower tray before I can have a shower.

I need a gas mask to go upstairs as the scent of Impulse Body Spray is a touch overwhelming.

I have a fridge full of yoghurts that were everyone’s favourite last week (to the point of arguments) that this week no-one really likes.

*17:57NorthernChinchilla

My pockets are full of 'precious' stones, there's a collection of sticks by my front door, and I know loads about Minecraft despite never having played it....*

Does my DS live at yours as well?!

I have an 8 seater people carrier which is mostly filled with tree branches and rocks.

I've nearly always got a piece of Lego embedded into my foot.

I am a self taught tech geek who can make phones turn off at night

I shout 'fire engine!' and 'tractor!' when I see them.

@Puffalicious I salute your dedication!

@alwaysstressed you could be either a parent or a teacher, based on your statement

Someone asked me my name and I nearly said mummy as couldn't actually remember it.

I know not quite right..

You're soul has been destroyed by Supertato.

I feel like I know Tiny Tim ( YouTube ) personally and have given up trying to keep slime off of the floor

*27Pigeonsdontliketrucks

I never, ever get to eat the last roast potato.*

I just had this. I even barricaded it behind a wall of sweet potatoes and parsnips as I am the only person that likes those. But NO the last potato still managed to miss my plate.

There are two dessicated conkers in my handbag that I daren't throw away.

Just spent 6 hours in a and e because someone decided to shove a small item in a part of the body it wasn't supposed to go.

For years my clothes, house and car has been covered in small sticky marks made by iny fingers.

"I have an idea! She has an idea! It just popped into my head I have an idea!"

I have banana in my hair

I am never wearing clothes that are both fully clean or fully dry anymore

I can't get to and from the car without carrying a rucksack, buggy wheels and a car seat daily but all I have for myself is a card holder and a face mask that fits in my pocket

I regularly do a sniff test on someone else's bum and often rope in my husband to do the same

I speak in a pitch only Mariah Carey could rival as I point out all the buses, dogs, trucks....

@TerribleTuna

I'll go...

I've watched the same animated film every day for 2 weeks 🙃

That's so funny.

I’m singing the soundtrack to Encanto and don’t give a flying fuck about Bruno.

I'm doing a 6 hour train journey ALONE on Friday - the excitement is reaL 😃

I scooped poop out of the bath this evening.

"Is it chocolate or is it poo?"

To any new stain.

I removed a baby sock full of small change from my washing machine today. Thank you toddler.