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We can see our neighbour’s bathroom - WWYD?

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rumbuba · 24/01/2022 20:49

We live on a street of terraced houses. Opposite us is a house split into flats.
Upstairs flat has a bathroom at the front, with terribly frosted glass and no blinds, but what looks like a curtain to one side.
I think their shower is right at the window because you can often, clearly, see bodies.

My kids bedroom is the one that faces their flat.
They happily shout out / giggle when there’s a “naked bum” at the window and I remind them that it’s a shower and the privacy glass isn’t great so just ignore / not nice to stare etc. Not a big deal.

However, for the second time, I have had to distract a kid from the naked person opposite a lot more hastily because the naked person is enjoying their own company rather a lot.

I’ve discussed this with my husband and my neighbours and here’s what we’ve come up with:

1.	Post a note through their door to ask if they could pull the curtain when they use the shower as the frosted glass is not effective (my idea)
2.	Post a note but with a haiku (neighbour 1’s idea, my husband’s words “Personal pleasure // Bathroom curtain left open // Neighbour eyeballs scorched”
3.	Put a sign up on our window “if you can read this, we can see you” (my husband’s idea)
4.	Next time, take a photo and post it in as blackmail (neighbour 2)
5.	Take a photo and project it onto the outside of their house (also neighbour 2)
6.	Do nothing, say nothing, don’t make eye contact, don’t let my kids look out of the window.

So, AIBU to go with #1? Should we go for something else?
Any ideas not on the list that we should consider?

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rumbuba · 25/01/2022 20:16

@GrannytoaUnicorn

If they're flats then they're probably students/young people. I'm not entirely sure they'd understand a haiku and almost certainly wouldn't get what onanistic meant!

Have you decided on an action plan, OP? @rumbuba

No they are 30s/40s, I think they'll get a haiku.
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Hankunamatata · 25/01/2022 20:34

@Justilou1

I like the Dr Seuss-Type Limerick..

When the weather outside is chilly
The people inside feel silly
You turn on the light
And the kids to the right
Can see you rubbing your willy

My fav so far
rumbuba · 25/01/2022 20:56

Thank you all so much! Definitely very creative minds here Grin

Neighbour1 and I have decided on a polite note mentioning showers can be seen from outside (but specifically not mentioning "activities").

My husband and neighbour2 are being less than helpful (they're fully invested in the mariachi band branch of thinking and are penning a sea shanty to play on another neighbour's accordion).

I'm going to drop the note in tomorrow and hope I'm not seen.

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PriamFarrl · 25/01/2022 22:00

I think a polite note is in order. They will most likely be devastated.

Emmelina · 25/01/2022 22:47

A sea shanty 😂 op, you must let us know what they come up with, even if you don’t let them play it full-volume every time the neighbour’s bathroom light goes on!

KloppsTeeth · 25/01/2022 22:49

I love the sea shanty idea. Please post the lyrics as a favour to future people who might want ideas for telling their wanking neighbours that their bathroom frosting doesn’t work.

GloriaSicTransitMundi · 25/01/2022 23:58

@Emmelina

A sea shanty 😂 op, you must let us know what they come up with, even if you don’t let them play it full-volume every time the neighbour’s bathroom light goes on!
What shall we do with a wanking neighbour What shall we do with a wanking neighbour What shall we do with a wanking neighbour Early in the morning

Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Neighbours see him horning..

Hopeisnotastrategy · 26/01/2022 02:14

Singing telegram.

KloppsTeeth · 26/01/2022 02:21

@GloriaSicTransitMundi Grin

GrannytoaUnicorn · 26/01/2022 02:25

@GloriaSicTransitMundi GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

rumbuba · 26/01/2022 18:07

Quick update. I’d written the note this morning. It was sat by the door ready to go.

I’ve made two attempts to drop it off.

First time, kid spotted “naked bum”, so I quickly ran downstairs, grabbed note, headed out, with the knowledge that they were unlikely to be heading out of their house if in the shower so little chance of awkward door-opening-mid-post.
In the time it took me to get out of the house, the top part of the bathroom window was opened (facing downwards) so they totally would have noticed movement below and seen me drop it in.
Quick diversion to the corner shop and waited there for a few minutes before coming back. Fail.

Second time, undercover of darkness, left house and noticed their door gate was open, meaning I could drop it straight into the letterbox rather than the wall postbox.
Letterbox was stiff so went to leave it against the door.
Realised that could be missed so went to the wall postbox.
I couldn’t actually figure out how to post something into it, nothing would open inwards or outwards that I could feel and there was no slot.
Ran back to the door and forcefully shoved it into the door letterbox, which snapped closed with a bang!
I ran around the corner (I needed to collect some lateral flow tests anyway).
Walked back on my own side of the road as casually as possible.

I know how ridiculous this sounds, but I just cannot bear to actually talk to them about it in person.

Anyway that’s done now. Here’s hoping the curtain closes going forwards.

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rumbuba · 26/01/2022 18:09

@GloriaSicTransitMundi perfect!!!

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GloriaSicTransitMundi · 26/01/2022 20:28

Glad you like it @rumbuba, and with luck you won't need to use it - well done on getting the note posted. I also would not want to discus it in person! Hope you've now got to the bottom of the matter Grin

WaltzingToWalsingham · 27/01/2022 10:07

@GloriaSicTransitMundi
What shall we do with a wanking neighbour
What shall we do with a wanking neighbour
What shall we do with a wanking neighbour
Early in the morning

Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Hooray and up he rises
Neighbours see him horning..

That is sheer perfection, Gloria! Truly the climax of this thread! I'm almost hoping to find myself in the same situation as the OP, so I can make use of your excellent sea shanty Grin

YankeeDad · 27/01/2022 19:42

How does one nominate a thread for Mumsnet Classics?

rumbuba · 27/01/2022 20:01

SUCCESS! The bathroom had the curtain drawn earlier. The kids "naked bum" spotting game will take a bit of a dive but I think they'll survive.

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Dazedandconfused170 · 27/01/2022 20:41

Anyone else now totally paranoid at how frosted their bathroom windows are now after reading this Grin Confused

MogsBestestFurball · 27/01/2022 23:04

Why doesn't your kid's bedroom have curtains? Presumably this is happening at night and you could close them?

WaltzingToWalsingham · 27/01/2022 23:10

@YankeeDad I think you tag Mumsnet Team directly on @MNHQ and they can do it that way.

mightytights4 · 27/01/2022 23:47

@rumbuba

SUCCESS! The bathroom had the curtain drawn earlier. The kids "naked bum" spotting game will take a bit of a dive but I think they'll survive.
Great result! The mumsnet equivalent of

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

:-)

itbemay1 · 28/01/2022 00:05

Our NDN used to have (loud) sex on their kitchen table, and walk around the garden naked over looked by my sons bedroom window Confused. We ended up putting up a privacy screen as they didn't seem to care! And I didn't want son to see... they didn't stay long thankfully.

NoSquirrels · 28/01/2022 00:11

@rumbuba

SUCCESS! The bathroom had the curtain drawn earlier. The kids "naked bum" spotting game will take a bit of a dive but I think they'll survive.
Grin

Our bathroom blinds are hella dusty. But we look out onto a massive tree so I think (assume) it’s not us. But it could’ve gone daily been (minus the shower pleasuring) because if I think of it every other bathroom we’ve had has either been facing a wall or had an internal/too high up window. So we might genuinely never have considered the flasher factor Grin

MrsGinnyM · 28/01/2022 01:28

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Happy endings now behind the shower curtain. What a relief.

CourtRand · 28/01/2022 04:35

Note explaining the situation. And that kids can see them wanking. Should work.

Kgutdfn · 28/01/2022 04:45

@Crayfishforyou

I’m probably a little less subtle. I’d walk past with someone and shout loudly ‘OMG we can see you wanking, ever heard of a curtain???’
😂😂😂😂 why bother with haiku, songs or poems and fretting whether to make anonymous or not when you can just do this!!
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