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We can see our neighbour’s bathroom - WWYD?

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rumbuba · 24/01/2022 20:49

We live on a street of terraced houses. Opposite us is a house split into flats.
Upstairs flat has a bathroom at the front, with terribly frosted glass and no blinds, but what looks like a curtain to one side.
I think their shower is right at the window because you can often, clearly, see bodies.

My kids bedroom is the one that faces their flat.
They happily shout out / giggle when there’s a “naked bum” at the window and I remind them that it’s a shower and the privacy glass isn’t great so just ignore / not nice to stare etc. Not a big deal.

However, for the second time, I have had to distract a kid from the naked person opposite a lot more hastily because the naked person is enjoying their own company rather a lot.

I’ve discussed this with my husband and my neighbours and here’s what we’ve come up with:

1.	Post a note through their door to ask if they could pull the curtain when they use the shower as the frosted glass is not effective (my idea)
2.	Post a note but with a haiku (neighbour 1’s idea, my husband’s words “Personal pleasure // Bathroom curtain left open // Neighbour eyeballs scorched”
3.	Put a sign up on our window “if you can read this, we can see you” (my husband’s idea)
4.	Next time, take a photo and post it in as blackmail (neighbour 2)
5.	Take a photo and project it onto the outside of their house (also neighbour 2)
6.	Do nothing, say nothing, don’t make eye contact, don’t let my kids look out of the window.

So, AIBU to go with #1? Should we go for something else?
Any ideas not on the list that we should consider?

OP posts:
BatshitBanshee · 24/01/2022 21:08

Option 1.
The haiku is crap and I'm not sure Neighbour 2 is great for any advice given their ideas border on voyeuristic. Sounds like they're looking for a reason to take a picture of unsuspecting naked people ...

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 24/01/2022 21:11

Light from smallest room
Lays bare to the neighbourhood
Onanistic you

Hont1986 · 24/01/2022 21:11

Obviously option 1. Bonus points if you attach it to a pack of that translucent stick-on window film.

GrumpyTerrier · 24/01/2022 21:12

@TheHoptimist Do you stand in your unfrosted bathroom window freely masturbating? Cos that is what the problem is, not the bums.

OP anonymous note will spare their embarassment.

daisiesblue · 24/01/2022 21:12

Option 7
Mariachi band

TabithaTittlemouse · 24/01/2022 21:12

We very embarrassingly had an anonymous note through the door to say that our frosted window wasn’t as frosted as we thought. I was mortified.

JugglingJanuary · 24/01/2022 21:12

'Could you please put a blind up at your bathroom window. Our children are getting an education in things they really don't need to, at their age. Thanks'

BeckyWithTheGoodHair010101 · 24/01/2022 21:14

Is it close enough to pick up your wifi signal? If so change your wifi to: WeCanSeeYouWankingInTheShower

rumbuba · 24/01/2022 21:15

@UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea

Light from smallest room Lays bare to the neighbourhood Onanistic you
This is much better!

I'm not sure they even have the light on, the sun is shining on them from outside Blush

OP posts:
WhenPushComesToShove · 24/01/2022 21:15

Anonymous photo through their door saying 'I thought you should know' on the back

Santahasjoinedww · 24/01/2022 21:16

Our neighbour over the back sent their niece to tell us they could see us using the loo! We out a blind from middle to bottom of the window..

rumbuba · 24/01/2022 21:17

@daisiesblue

Option 7 Mariachi band
Omg! I love this! Although I would die of embarrassment before the recipient does.
OP posts:
Lostinafield · 24/01/2022 21:17

Tell them in person, so they're not torturing themselves wondering who the note is from.

Timeyime · 24/01/2022 21:18

Lol

Hankunamatata · 24/01/2022 21:18

Stick note through the door telling them you can see everything through bathroom window

rumbuba · 24/01/2022 21:19

@TabithaTittlemouse

We very embarrassingly had an anonymous note through the door to say that our frosted window wasn’t as frosted as we thought. I was mortified.
Genuine question: Was it better that is was anonymous or not?
OP posts:
UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 24/01/2022 21:19

@BeckyWithTheGoodHair010101

Is it close enough to pick up your wifi signal? If so change your wifi to: WeCanSeeYouWankingInTheShower

😀

rumbuba · 24/01/2022 21:20

@BeckyWithTheGoodHair010101

Is it close enough to pick up your wifi signal? If so change your wifi to: WeCanSeeYouWankingInTheShower
My husband is ready and set to do this but he doesn't know how to change the SSID and I'm not telling him.
OP posts:
FAQs · 24/01/2022 21:20

Option 2!

SniffMyFeet · 24/01/2022 21:23

Hold up score cards?

bellabasset · 24/01/2022 21:27

I was laughing at the thought of the kids watching out for bare btms. But much as I like the idea of a haiku I think you have to tell them they are fully visible when using the shower.

RagzRebooted · 24/01/2022 21:30

@UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea

Light from smallest room Lays bare to the neighbourhood Onanistic you
Oh, that's good!
BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 24/01/2022 21:33

I think a limmerick would be more effective than a Haiku

There once was a neighbour who thought she
Could shower in complete priv - a -cy
The frosting was shot
And the whole street got
A view of her washing her pussy

TheRemotePart · 24/01/2022 21:33

Of COURSE children will spend time looking for and laughing at a naked bum !!! Grin

Just post through and say “ hey , we can see you clearly in your shower “

Pray that you never meet the owner of the Bum in the supermarket with the kids ! Lol.

Isolemnlyscare · 24/01/2022 21:33

When are stripping off play the theme from the full monty full blast, when they look out the window give them a thumbs up.

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