To think this dessert was a bjt

[DogDramas]

We went to OH’s friend’s house last night for a meal. They went into the kitchen and brought out dessert. They had bitten the heads off hollow chocolate rabbits, filled them with Baileys, put squirty cream on top and were pretty pleased with themselves, let me tell you. I looked around for something else and they said that I’d reminded them that they’d forgotten something. I hoped it was a cheesecake but no, they came back with indoor sparklers which took a faff to light, then the cream melted and the sparklers melted the chocolate and I had a plate of mess.

OH and I are still confused about this. AIBU to think cheesecake would have been easier?

It's much weirder that you looked around expecting something better, than that they made this dessert.

Did they really bite the heads off?

Poor manners from guests, but also if they took a bite then expected you to eat it that is disgusting.

For future reference you can politely decline dessert. No need to look around expecting something else to be served.

What's a bjt?

I'm sure it wasn't really bitten off.

ermmm joke? (tv ad.)

I looked around for something else

Wow.
It your friend's house actually a 1970's restaurant with a sweet trolley?

What is a bjt?

Don't be silly, of course they didn't bite the heads off

That's rank, I'd have laughed along but would not have eaten it

I fancied making them myself but then realised I couldn’t be arsed.

@Pikaso, just for this comment, you have my undying devotion.

It was reindeer wasn't it?

Was this on Come Dine with Me?

If they literally bit the heads off, aren't you eating their saliva? (not envy).

Perhaps was used as it’s killing the bunnies? Sounds meh. Not a pudding. An odd after dinner drink.

@rc22

The only part that worries me is that they bit the head off. Surely they broke or cut them off.

And who got to eat the heads? That’s the important question, are bunny heads the new cooks perk, like licking the spoon when you are making a cake?

YABU. Cheesecake is vile 😀

I don't like Bailey's so wouldn't like it, and it's more of a faffy drink than a dessert but they've tried to do something fun. Maybe they are showing you they are tired of cheesecake every time

What is BJT?
Did they really bite the heads off rather than cut?
Are you always so ungrateful?

They had bitten the heads off EW!!

Jealousy is not a good look.

Tonight, I am treating pals to dinner at my gaff.

In a splendid tableside presentation, I will be biting the heads off live rabbits, flambee'ing them ostentatiously in baileys, sticking a sparkler up each fundament*, & serving on a bed of cream.

Would you care to join us, OP?

• rabbit fundaments, not guests. Although who knows where the heady evening may take us?

Sounds rank and I like all of those things. You are being a bitch however to say they bit the heads off if they didn't. Did you see teeth marks? It's a shame that everyone's calling them disgusting if they didn't actually

I love everyone here getting upset and offended OP didn't like the deserts. They literally put their dirty mouth on the desert, took a bite and then served it up in a complete fucking mess.

You would think we aren't living in a pandemic - even so I don't want my friends spit all over my fucking desert, no matter how close we are!

I thought in the advert, the host puts a slice of vanilla icecream into the Lindor rabbit but I'm not sure. I don't think that I'd be very impressed with that as a dessert even if it didn't melt into a pile of goo on a plate or in a bowl.

Shit and lazy dessert.

I've made these for years! If you like Baileys, there's nothing not to love, drink the baileys, eat the chocolate coated in baileys. Best done with small reindeer/bunnies/teddie you can't eat pretty much whole or it gets a bit messy, but still good.

I bite the heads off for me, but break/cut them off for others ir they bite their own!!