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AIBU curmudgeonly husband telling me off

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crispsarny · 26/12/2021 23:20

Husband very comfortable with loud music (former DJs) live in detached, no kids, I let air horn off when heavy tune dropped, he turned into dad. It’s Boxing Day, letting my hair down, after me calling him a hypocrite, many sweary words, he flounced off to bedroom. AIBU to continue with very loud DnB & Jungle along with drinks & dancing around the living room like a maniac, while he sulks?

OP posts:
hangrylady · 27/12/2021 08:28

You crack on OP. I spent boxing day evening eating cold turkey and playing charades with my in laws. Boring as fuck.

UsernameInTheTown · 27/12/2021 08:40

All DH should be airhorn trained. Go OP!

Pinkmendinilla · 27/12/2021 08:50

OP I love you!! Never change Grin

Subbaxeo · 27/12/2021 08:52

What’s an air horn?

oftenbaffled · 27/12/2021 09:07

Op

What the heck made you think mumsnet was an appropriate forum to kick off this discussion looking for support?

I mean, even if you’d never read a single thread, surely the very name “mumsnet” would give you a hint

AllTheWeetabix · 27/12/2021 09:29

What have I read 🤣🤣🤣🤣

pickingdaisies · 27/12/2021 09:31

I can see why oftenbaffled is often baffled.
Personally I don't expect mumsnet to demand that every poster has bona fide offspring before posting. I mean, the admin cost alone!
Crack on OP. Can't stand jungle myself (sorry) but it would be a dull world etc. Hope the tea is helping with the hangover this morning. Also yanbu because I love a crisp sarnie Xmas Smile

LowlandLucky · 27/12/2021 09:32

sic but hope you had a bloody fantastic time

mostlylovinglife · 27/12/2021 09:47

OP you are fab!

ArblemarzipanTFruitcake · 27/12/2021 09:48

@crispsarny

This is what no kids looks like
Not in our childfree household it doesn't!
wyleee · 27/12/2021 09:51

Hopefully the party is still going OP! Party at yours sounds like fun

Lollyfalalalalalalalalaaahhhhh · 27/12/2021 09:54

Go on OP Grin dp and I ended up getting pretty plastered on Christmas eve, I've had flashbacks of the pair of us twerking, dp lip syncing to big Sean- I don't fuck with you and at some point very hazey memories of trying to show him 'what French people dance like' (no idea either).

We're both nearly 40 and usually the most boring of all our neighbours Grin

Normski67 · 27/12/2021 09:57

I’m 45 and you’ve made me nostalgic for my raving days. Raving and misbehaving. I wouldn’t have the stamina now, but good for you. Hope you had a fab night.

Marylou62 · 27/12/2021 09:58

This era passed me by (80s girl myself) but sounded like so much fun OP.
But ..I did understand almost everything you said as a friend talks like this in everyday life!
This thread made me chuckle..thankyou
How are you feeling this morning?

WarriorN · 27/12/2021 10:01

This thread is only unreasonable for the amount of posts I had to flick through to get to any links to choons.

foxlover47 · 27/12/2021 10:04

Oh my
God a air horn you are hilarious 😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣I want a air horn now when my dd or dogs pee me
Off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

foxlover47 · 27/12/2021 10:06
You tube kindly offer a whole 10 hours of air horn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NdujaWannaDance · 27/12/2021 10:11

Air horns or comrpressed air canisters are great for when dogs are being annoying and disobedient. A quick blast and they stop in their tracks. After three or four times you don't even need to blast it. Just reach for it on the shelf with stern look in your eye and it does the trick.

wyleee · 27/12/2021 10:12

Everyone should have a rave horn to celebrate the dropping of an extra large tune. Those who don't have no sense of occasion.

Alcemeg · 27/12/2021 10:19

Ahhhh OP, alcohol can make people irritable and anxious, and in no mood for an air horn. Hopefully your DH is feeling brighter this morning, if not, you just have to run off and marry Gaudi instead!

I'm in my 60s and we do similar (no kids etc). Thanks for the choons. Here's a more poppy one to start your day (I'm just guessing your days hasn't really started yet 😋)

knittingaddict · 27/12/2021 10:20

@crispsarny

This is what no kids looks like
Another reason to appreciate my children then.
inheritancetrack · 27/12/2021 10:20

OP probably has an almighty hangover this morning, but it sounded well worth it!

Robgem81 · 27/12/2021 10:24

The most hilarious first world problem I've heard in ages! Made me laugh so much!! Good for you . I hope you carried on living the good life

BatonRouge · 27/12/2021 10:24

So heartening to see so many junglist and crew here. Next rave, see you front left.

g.co/kgs/gwiPTq

NarcissaMalfoysManicure · 27/12/2021 10:31

Eyeball Paul is that you??

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