AIBU curmudgeonly husband telling me off

[crispsarny]

Husband very comfortable with loud music (former DJs) live in detached, no kids, I let air horn off when heavy tune dropped, he turned into dad. It’s Boxing Day, letting my hair down, after me calling him a hypocrite, many sweary words, he flounced off to bedroom. AIBU to continue with very loud DnB & Jungle along with drinks & dancing around the living room like a maniac, while he sulks?

@Longdistance

I’ve got to know what tunes.

old skool

@LampLighter414

Hold tight *@crispsarny* Inside the place!

big up all crew

@SlashBeef

Are you doing all this on your own?! This is tragic 🤣

Unfortunately life is tragic isn’t it slashbeef but at least I’m trying to make the best of what I have, Happy Christmas & glad your life is so perfect

All I can say is that I'm glad that I don't live next door to the pair of you!

Well I’ve learnt a new word tonight, I thought curmudgeonly was a typo 😀

maybe he just wasnt in the mood at 11pm-hes not a hypocrite jut because hes a dj

@ddl1

All I can say is that I'm glad that I don't live next door to the pair of you!

Yes I’m very happy I don’t live next door to you as well, my next door neighbour is lovely with their shitting/pissing cat all over our garden & having to remove dead birds but we don’t mind it’s just part of life isn’t it? You’re all so perfectly behaved here on mumsnet, so righteous, bless you.

Also dogs eating you?

@rainbowlou

Well I’ve learnt a new word tonight, I thought curmudgeonly was a typo 😀

Yes & my grammer is shite as often pointed out by curmudgeonly husband lol

‘Ave it large, sister!

see he was right it’s grammar isn’t it

@whynotwhatknot

Also dogs eating you?

hahaha slight over exaggeration but last time I attempted to go out a dangerous breed dog came at us, didn’t help things, unfortunately problem round here with dodgy dogs

The correct response to an unexpected air horn at this time of night is to get up and dance.

This is what no kids look like

I suspect your DH is wondering if that's panning out as intended.

This is indeed similar to what having kids looks like.

Except you can take away a kid's air horn...

I love the song you posted that started all this!! What a hilarious thread!

Merry Christmas OP and enjoy!!

@VillanellesOrangeCoat

‘Ave it large, sister!

nuff love

@RiojaRose

The correct response to an unexpected air horn at this time of night is to get up and dance.

you know the score, I was throwing some shapes previously

You sound awesome OP, have fun! Hope the hangover isn't too bad tomorrow

@VillanellesOrangeCoat

‘Ave it large, sister!

I quite agree

I’m with you, OP. The Jungle Clean-Up Mix of the Shake ‘n’ Vac song is one of the musical triumphs of our times. Frankly your husband should thank himself lucky that he’s getting the horn at Christmas.

@Takemine

This is what no kids look like

I suspect your DH is wondering if that's panning out as intended.

This is indeed similar to what having kids looks like.

Except you can take away a kid's air horn...

Of course he is, I am childlike so is he, we know this but thanks for your take on things, greatly appreciated although I know for a fact that husband loves the lie ins & just generally dossing about in the big soft comfy bed on days off, so me letting off an air horn once a year is preferable to the alternative etc, he never wanted kids, I have my reasons why I haven’t any which are personal to me.

@Ticksallboxes

I love the song you posted that started all this!! What a hilarious thread!

Merry Christmas OP and enjoy!!

Happy Christmas back at ya

@arcof

You sound awesome OP, have fun! Hope the hangover isn't too bad tomorrow

Thanks @arcof I’m not awesome I’m just trying like you & the rest to get through life in the best way I can, I think you’re all awesome though & thanks for responding even the ones with their arses in their hands . Merry Xmas

You lost me at “fooked”, the most annoying semi-swear. Would rather the air horn went off.

@WomanStanleyWoman

I’m with you, OP. The Jungle Clean-Up Mix of the Shake ‘n’ Vac song is one of the musical triumphs of our times. Frankly your husband should thank himself lucky that he’s getting the horn at Christmas.

Link me to that Stanley, I overlooked that one in my vinyl shopping Think you’ll like this -