I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Wet wiped your arse?

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

With thanks to all for this short lived (hopefully, but you never know with a Mumsnet thread let's face it) but glorious thread. Today, Mumsnetters, I bleached my skirting boards. And I cannot tell you what a game changer it was. They were filthy! And now they sparkle like freshly laid Christmas snow. They, and this thread, have made me a very happy Mumsnetter.

😀😀😀

Shouted A&E NOW at some one

@GemmaRuby

Bought a robot hoover

I read that as "rabbit hoover" which I fully intend to invent now!

What is a Penis beaker....?
Poo knife is hilarious!

Boasted about something that you had time to do today and we didn’t.

Dodged a river of sweetcorn?

Died on a hill?
Called your kid Balonz?
Berated someone because they got an abbreviation wrong?
Bought cheap hummous?

@mumsiedarlingrevolta take a dishwasher tablet, the hard ones work much better than the gel ones, and wet it a tiny bit and use it to scrub the oven glass. It also works inside the oven. Like a little soapy pumice stone.

@Bloomers58

What is a Penis beaker....? Poo knife is hilarious!

What in Gods name is a 'poo knife'??

Did you have a massive salad?

Cried because your husband cut your sons 'beautiful' waist length hair?

@Bloomers58
You need to search mumsnet for the penis beaker thread. I’m not sure if read the entire thing I was laughing too much! It’s truly mumsnet gold, don’t start reading if you have things to do

@EatYourVegetables

Zoflorad your DH’s sex beaker?

🏆

@Lottieskeeper

Bought a stunt pineapple?

Wait, what!?

This thread is excellent OP - gave me a much needed giggle! Now, would somebody explain the stunt pineapple please?

@CrumblyCrimble

Whole new wardrobe from Biden? Don't!!

Made me laugh!

Handed someone a biscuit

Put together an oh fuck rucksack (OFRS)?

Posted something and then failed to follow it up?

Sucked on the dentist's finger?

@SilenceOfThePrams

Bought a stunt pineapple and a handful of stunt clementines with fancy leaves on for your Christmas decorative fruit bowl?

Had a spa day?

Cut your hair yourself by pulling it into an upside down ponytail and chopping at it?

Refused to let a workman use your loo?

Described little Tarquin as “spirited?”

A workman asked to use my loo once and then LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AS HE DID A WEE. I was And he didn't wash his hands

@SenseSphere

Did you have a massive salad?

There was a thread a while ago about a man who used one of spreading knives to remove dog poo from his DC shoe then wanted to wash it and back in the cutlery drawer

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

With thanks to all for this short lived (hopefully, but you never know with a Mumsnet thread let's face it) but glorious thread. Today, Mumsnetters, I bleached my skirting boards. And I cannot tell you what a game changer it was. They were filthy! And now they sparkle like freshly laid Christmas snow. They, and this thread, have made me a very happy Mumsnetter.

Don’t you risk also bleaching the carpet?

Had a fight with your husband so you've packed up and gone on a spa weekend.

Named your child Ottilie or Christopher nn Kit (always the nickname).

Got one already. It's in the cleaning cupboard with 'poo' written on it. For when you have to scrape poo out of school shoes? Or is it another Centreparcs thing? Am confused

Hang on, I could see why you might need a poo knife to get poo OFF a shoe, but scraping it OUT of a shoe?! How does a poo get inside a shoe??

I thought a poo knife in the traditional sense was one you need to slice a poo if it’s too large to be flushed