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To think Jeremy Clarkson needs a smacked bottom

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TracyLords · 09/11/2021 20:54

He’s online whingeing that Greta needs a smacked bottom; probably as she is a young woman who has a different viewpoint from him, and isn’t afraid of being loud about it.

Aibu to think that he is the one who needs a smacked bottom instead

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Stompythedinosaur · 09/11/2021 23:32

Jeremy Clarkson is disgusting.

Totally inappropriate and weirdly sexualised to he talking about a teen girl's bottom.

GaolBhoAlba · 09/11/2021 23:34

I do think Greta should have a weekend off (shes only 18). Get pished with some mates, maybe get lifted for some low level drunk and disorderly, nurse her hangover with a mcd's and a box set. Then resume saving the planet on the Monday 🤷‍♀️

Hoesbeforebroes · 09/11/2021 23:36

I'm still trying to process Clarkson daring to have a go at ANYONE about the size of their ego.

OhWhyNot · 09/11/2021 23:37

He knows exactly what reaction he would get from this comment

And that is what he has got the man loves to wind people up

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 09/11/2021 23:41

@TracyLords

He’s online whingeing that Greta needs a smacked bottom; probably as she is a young woman who has a different viewpoint from him, and isn’t afraid of being loud about it.

Aibu to think that he is the one who needs a smacked bottom instead

He’d probably enjoy it.
LobsterNapkin · 10/11/2021 00:36

@Theyellowflamingo

Can’t stand either of them - both obnoxious and annoying, just in very different ways.
Yes, this. Though he knows a lot about cars.
LobsterNapkin · 10/11/2021 00:55

@Flywheel

The only way politicians will take real action on climate change is if the people demand it (and are accepting of the financial hit). The only way enough people will demand action is to raise awareness and get people to really take notice of how serious this is. I really can't think of many people who have raised more awareness or engaged more people in the climate crisis than Greta. It's quite phenomenal really for such a young woman. I get that she's not everyone's cup of tea, but to suggest that she isn't having an impact or helping the cause is bizarre.
I think the question is not so much an impact, but one with some substance.

Her main effect is to make people feel good about caring and being seen to support her, and acting as a prop for politicians, or a distraction from the difficulties of real environmental action, which are quite significant.

The environmental movement for some time has been more style than substance, avoiding addressing the well known problems of collective action, restructuring the economy, and radical lifestyle change. It's not just a financial hit - no one is really sure how to make the required adjustments without collapsing the global economy.

Screaming at people that they are screwing over the young because they can't be bothered, and trying to claim the young are environmentally on the ball while older people aren't, is a sideshow, and it's divisive to boot.

GetOffThatPhone · 10/11/2021 00:56

The irony of a Clarkson fan calling someone else a spoiled brat.

Doingtheboxerbeat · 10/11/2021 01:05

As long as they are funny, that is all that matters.
God I hate people sometimes 😔.

WeasilyPleased · 10/11/2021 01:34

Jeremy Clarkson's comments were creepy and misogynistic. Also, saying "Jeremy is Jeremy" in an apologist way is beyond stupid. Bet you say Boris is Boris too.

madisonbridges · 10/11/2021 02:21

Don't hold with smacking bottoms of people I don't know. And I'm not a white, middle aged man. But Greta is very irritating.

Llamasally · 10/11/2021 02:43

I agree with @LobsterNapkin. I think the way she has helped raise awareness and urgency with the public is very applaudable, she is however lacking somewhat - from what I’ve seen at least - in progressing further than this one trick pony ‘Greta show’. I do on a personal level find her incredibly irritating and sanctimonious. Jeremy, I see why he is so divisive and people don’t like him, but I like him more than Greta, even though I don’t always agree with his views - or what he says are his views on tv. And for those saying no one is pulling Greta’s strings; there absolutely is and her speaker profile is not a happy accident.

@GaolBhoAlba - I am totally with you there 😂.

beachtosunset · 10/11/2021 02:43

@GetOffThatPhone

The irony of a Clarkson fan calling someone else a spoiled brat.
well quite
Mjjbgfessrgb · 10/11/2021 03:28

The classic problem, man can do no wrong, woman can do no right. If she acted exactly like he did, she would be called names, if he acted like she is doing, he would be praised.
Anyone criticising some woman you have never even met need to look at your internal bias.

madisonbridges · 10/11/2021 03:34

Anyone criticising some woman you have never even met need to look at your internal bias.

I never met Rose West. I don't like her. Should I check my internal bias, do you think?

Marmelace · 10/11/2021 03:49

@madisonbridges

Anyone criticising some woman you have never even met need to look at your internal bias.

I never met Rose West. I don't like her. Should I check my internal bias, do you think?

Are you seriously comparing a young woman to a woman who lured raped and murdered other girls and woman, including her own children? I think you seriously need help!
madisonbridges · 10/11/2021 03:53

@Marmelace. I never compared them. Whatisautogynophilia's premise is that you can't criticise someone you've never met. I've never met Rose West and yet I criticise her. See. Its a ridiculous premise.

Mjjbgfessrgb · 10/11/2021 03:56

@madisonbridges

Anyone criticising some woman you have never even met need to look at your internal bias.

I never met Rose West. I don't like her. Should I check my internal bias, do you think?

What crimes has Greta committed please? What links those two humans except that they are both female?
madisonbridges · 10/11/2021 04:02

@Whatisautogynophilia. I never mentioned Greta's name. I didn't quote the section referring to her. I don't connect the two.
My response was solely to your statement that no one should criticise someone they haven't met. I've never met Rose West but I'm happy to criticise her, as I suspect you are. Therefore your statement is wrong.

Monty27 · 10/11/2021 04:13

Hrth just skimmed after the first few.
I wouldn't suggest giving Clarkson a smacked bottom as he'd probably get off on it. Asshole. 🙄

Mjjbgfessrgb · 10/11/2021 04:16

[quote madisonbridges]@Whatisautogynophilia. I never mentioned Greta's name. I didn't quote the section referring to her. I don't connect the two.
My response was solely to your statement that no one should criticise someone they haven't met. I've never met Rose West but I'm happy to criticise her, as I suspect you are. Therefore your statement is wrong.[/quote]
Thank you for proving my point that the hatred of a young woman on this thread is simply misogyny.

madisonbridges · 10/11/2021 04:28

@Whatisautogynophilia I don't hate GT. I hate ridiculous, all-encompassing statements that are nonsensical. I'm sure GT is far too intelligent to do that. The rest of your post doesn't actually make sense as I haven't been misogynistic. Unless, of course, criticising Rose West is misogynistic? Who knew?

SmallPrawnEnergy · 10/11/2021 04:34

I do think if Greta had been disciplined earlier, she may be a better person today.
Twice you’ve said this @Mum2jenny beyond creepy, why are you so obsessed about how she was “disciplined”? Creepy vibes from this poster all round.

Also, saying "Jeremy is Jeremy" in an apologist way is beyond stupid. Bet you say Boris is Boris too.
Exactly. These posters probably still believe boys will be boys when their own “little soldiers” grow up to be thugs like clarkson who go round punching people because diddums didn’t get his own way. I can’t believe anyone would still find this repugnant individual anyone to br admired.

SpittinKitten · 10/11/2021 04:38

@Monty27

Hrth just skimmed after the first few. I wouldn't suggest giving Clarkson a smacked bottom as he'd probably get off on it. Asshole. 🙄
Indeed. I'd be up for giving him a kick up the arse (Bishop Brennan style) though.
MrsLargeEmbodied · 10/11/2021 04:38

Greta is great
An Anagram!

Clarkson probably has an anagram that is not great

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