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AIBU?

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If there were zombies..

129 replies

julieca · 15/10/2021 00:09

Do you think you would survive in a zombie apocalypse?

YABU - no, not a chance they would catch me and eat me.

YANBU - I would survive and would be fine.

OP posts:
Vindo · 16/10/2021 09:34

I would not fare well in a fight at all. My plan involves finding a group of survivors and hoping they will protect us in return for my medical knowledge. DP might have to be sacrificed as he has no useful post-apocalypic skills.

PurplePinecone · 16/10/2021 09:35

We would hold up at home for a while. Then when things quieten down we will head to the nice gated housing complex nearby. I don't think I'm fit enough to run so would weapon up to try and become a good fighter.

Realistically, I rely on medication that I need to take for life, so not sure how long I would last without being able to get my medication!

CorianderAndCream · 16/10/2021 16:29

I'd kill myself. Ain't no way I'd live

SirenSays · 16/10/2021 17:18

I have a great plan, and it's not like everybody else's plans of barricades or moving to the nearest castle so in theory I'd be living well. In reality I'm tired of all the awful selfish people around now, they're the only ones that would be left after the zombie horde so I'd probably get sick of it and eat my gun.

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