YANBU at all. Been reading the thread with interest. The usual depressing, dismissive posts but also some very sensible and heartening posts from HairsprayBabe and others (to the midwife who rearranges the room for her patients to make it more comfortable: you sound wonderful!)
I had the exact same thought as you, OP, after giving birth to DC1. I'd hoped to be in the MLU (which was indeed like a spa hotel) and ended up in a hellish room in the DU. Nothing to do with fairy lights
(or lava lamps, that's a new one I hadn't heard before
). Things like the amount of space in the room, the lighting (don't care what lights, just the option to have dim/low lights) and ventilation. I remember the MLU room had air con and the DU room was airless and uncomfortably stuffy. Plus the MLU room had an ensuite with toilet and shower, whereas the DU room didn't even have a toilet.
I felt - and still feel - that it seems horribly unfair for women with straightforward births to get the amazing rooms and women with difficult births to get shitty rooms.
Of course it's not just about the rooms/facilities, staffing is vitally important, and both things are woefully underfunded in what's left of our NHS
But you are absolutely right. Delivery units should be make as comfortable as possible for birthing women. Comfort and safety are not mutually exclusive; as several PPs have rightly pointed out, a labouring woman who is comfortable and relaxed (as relaxed as you can be when giving birth!) is less likely to need intervention and have adverse outcomes.
In the hospital where I birthed DC1, which has a MLU and a DU in the same building, only a tiny proportion of babies are born in the MLU, with the vast majority born in the DU. It does seem a tragic waste of resources that the MLU is barely used, if only the money had been invested in improving the DU.
DC2 was a home birth, so I didn't exactly have the space or facilities available in the MLU either 