To think this guy leaving me money is so strange?

[brooksandvicki]

Was out last night and met a guy, brought him home and had a one night stand. Had a good night and he left this morning, I then went to work. When I got home I noticed there is a twenty pound note on the side he was 'sleeping'. He obviously does not think I'm a prostitute but why in the hell would he leave that?

AIBU to think this is very very strange?

@Thevoiceofreason2021

Urghhh what an absolute dick. Give the money to charity, rid yourself of his nasty vibes….

Nasty bastard, leaving 20 quid by mistake and telling the OP she can hang on to it...

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I reckon he did it on purpose so you'd contact him!

Did you cover the taxi? Pay for drinks to take home? Not use a condom and it's for plan B?? I reckon actually he's just taken it out his pocket and forgot. He doesn't think you're a prostitute... 20 quid would be crazy cheap!!!

Oh sorry, I didn't read your follow up. Hmm... weird one!

Yeah I don't believe him when he says he didn't realise - of course he did! He knew how offensive he was being! So he picked up his wallet, his keys and didn't notice the shiny, purple £20 note sat there on the very same bedside table 🤔🤨

Are you from Northern Ireland and did he mis-hear you when you were talking about your religion?

If you both agree the sex was good, and he lost/left the money accidentally, and you liked him (and my reading says that happened quite naturally) then I think I'd have messaged back to flirt. I mean, I was young in the late 1970s, and I shagged a few casuals (post-pill, pre-AIDS) when sex was just a fun thing to do.

What @spotcheck said!

I'm glad to see you got a positive response OP

@FrozenoutofCostco

Yeah I don't believe him when he says he didn't realise - of course he did! He knew how offensive he was being! So he picked up his wallet, his keys and didn't notice the shiny, purple £20 note sat there on the very same bedside table 🤔🤨

Oh give it a rest 🙄

Or get your nails done and send him a message thanking him for his thoughtfulness 😁

@Comedycook

I reckon he did it on purpose so you'd contact him!

If he did he wouldn't have made it so obvious they wouldn't see each other again in his reply

Love a good update! Glad you got such a positive response OP

@FrozenoutofCostco

Yeah I don't believe him when he says he didn't realise - of course he did! He knew how offensive he was being! So he picked up his wallet, his keys and didn't notice the shiny, purple £20 note sat there on the very same bedside table 🤔🤨

Christ some people really are determined that all men are obviously cunts, rather than just being a bit forgetful.

No wonder this place is a bit of a laughing stock.

F

Take him at face value. That was a nice enough text.

Ahh but will you be seeing each other again?

Well there you go. Did you want to see him again?

I bet all the bitter Berthas feel right twats now!! 😆😆

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@timesachangin

Oh sorry, I didn't read your follow up. Hmm... weird one!

He’s weird because he accidentally left money?

Your bitterness is showing pet.

@FrozenoutofCostco

Yeah I don't believe him when he says he didn't realise - of course he did! He knew how offensive he was being! So he picked up his wallet, his keys and didn't notice the shiny, purple £20 note sat there on the very same bedside table 🤔🤨

Oh pack it in

I’m so glad about the update. I was one who thought he’d just emptied his pockets on to the bedside table and forgotten the note.

Slightly off topic, but why would anyone, ever, have a ONS?

@KurtWilde

A full night with a sex worker is at least £600 and depending on how popular they are they can charge up to £1000.

I couldn't not text tbh, regardless of what his response is I'd rather know if he was a twat or had just taken it out of his pocket and forgotten it.

Jesus being a teaching assistant is far less lucrative!