I have a parking thread!

[Threearm]

Come home from school run to someone parked on my private parking.

I've blocked them in as there's nowhere else for me to park and left a note to say I next plan to move my car tomorrow AM.

Cheeky fucker hasn't returned yet.

@PlonkyWillyWonky

Take the note off and crack open a beer

"Sorry I've had a drink so it'll be at least 12 hours before I can move the car safely"

I've got nowt better on this evening..

This better be good OP 😝

Oooo, this one sounds like it could be spicy!! Placemarking, and settling in with wine and nibbles!

"knobchariot" made me and im sure i shall have occasion to use this word in the future.

I love that you’re spying through your ring doorbell

Awesome! Same happened to me once and the Dick in question got in his blocked car and just kept honking the horn to demand to be let out! He kept insisting that he knew my “landlord” - didn’t consider that a woman might own a property! I told him I couldn’t possibly move until the next morning as I’d had a drink so couldn’t drink & drive!

Parking myself temporarily….🎂

@AlCalavicci

It really was the stuff of utter legend.

Links here if needed: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4313683-Locked-Parking-Thread-The-Actual-End?msgid=109652679#109652679

I'm still very sad for the lovely OP of that one that her particular CF never really had the comeuppance he so richly deserved.

This one, however... excellent diagrams @Threearm - best wishes to you

Place marking! Love a good friday night parking thread.

Shamelessly marking my place

YASSSS parking thread! puts the popcorn on

Oh delightful. Parking my bum to check in later

@ivykaty44

when they come to the door

look at surprised and say

who the fuck are these two cars parked on my drive?

ask which there car is.
and then say

serves you right someones blocked you in....

turn tell them to sort it out with the driver and storm off back in the house and slam the door

Best suggestion ever. On any parking thread.

Ooooh that’s my nights entertainment sorted
Takes a super cheeky bastard to park on someone else’s driveway. Hope both you and your neighbour have glasses of in hand and so over the limit to take your car into the public highway to let the fekker out.

Placemarking! Love these threads 😂

Oooo. I love a parking thread. Shamelessly place marking. Well done OP. Bold move!

Shame you can't go on holiday for a week and dick's car would be sadly stuck haha

Just marking my place in the thread so I know the outcome from parking Dick

@ivykaty44 you're an evil genius

What colour is the car? (Okay, just placemarking).

Place marking too.

If I’ve car is still there on Sunday and you pop out for a carvery you win the internet 🥰

The cheek of it!

Congratulations, @ivykaty44 - from another evil genius!

How exciting. I love a friday parking drama !