I have a parking thread!

[Threearm]

Come home from school run to someone parked on my private parking.

I've blocked them in as there's nowhere else for me to park and left a note to say I next plan to move my car tomorrow AM.

Cheeky fucker hasn't returned yet.

I'm settled in 😁
Update the diagram to show the neighbours car 😂
And yes to the pretending your car isn't yours and include the door slamming, I love a good parking thread

I do love a friday parking thread

@heldinadream

Friday afternoon. Parking thread. CF blocked in - Op straight in there! Diagram - ! Three out of four Op, must try harder!

Great summary

Do you have a school, community centre or shopping etc nearby? Is there any reason why someone would just come and park in your space like this, where do you think they are?

@ivykaty44

when they come to the door

look at surprised and say

who the fuck are these two cars parked on my drive?

ask which there car is.
and then say

serves you right someones blocked you in....

turn tell them to sort it out with the driver and storm off back in the house and slam the door

Yes

Oooo a live one!

@ivykaty44

when they come to the door

look at surprised and say

who the fuck are these two cars parked on my drive?

ask which there car is.
and then say

serves you right someones blocked you in....

turn tell them to sort it out with the driver and storm off back in the house and slam the door

I actually did laugh out loud at that. Superb 😂

Tempting to let their tyres down but obviously they will them be stuck on your drive for longer.

I'm working this evening and this has made it all better. So exciting!

Ooh yay a good CF parking thread! Place firmly marked...

Jolly good. (though seriously annoying CF for you, OP. Sympathies on that.).

Appalling CF parking his entitled kn*bchariot where it doesn't belong... Will this one also include:

Visiting relative (ideally winsome single brother) with advanced and inventive sense of humour?
An army of teds and stuffed animals to surround the Wagon of Torment?
A minor local celebrity (possibly ex-footballer), a visit to whom is so vital that it cannot be put off in order to move vehicle?
One or more Forestry Commission Rangers with their 4x4s and towing gear?

(If not, I may be able to supply at least two of the above).

Shamelessly place marking. I love a good parking thread!

Love coming across a live thread. Loved the first diagram, could feel the anger in it.

Loving this
Watching with 🍷 + 🥜

Shamelessly marking my place

Yes absolutely remove the note and when asked say you think the car belongs to a neighbour down the street but you’re not sure which house it is. Point vaguely and get them to knock on lots of doors in a futile search.

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I'd say change the note to a sign saying 'Thank you for being a patron of our small parking lot. Payment due is a bottle of wine or flowers. '

Yes absolutely remove the note and when asked say you think the car belongs to a neighbour down the street but you’re not sure which house it is. Point vaguely and get them to knock on lots of doors in a futile search

Wouldn't the game be up when you finally had to move your car?

@Window1

Do you have a school, community centre or shopping etc nearby? Is there any reason why someone would just come and park in your space like this, where do you think they are?

My neighbours visitors have been parking in my space on and off for 14 years They're fully aware it's private parking, they just don't give a shit and CBA to walk the 10m to on street parking Blocking them in, taking the doorbell off and going for a nice long bath is my recommendation

@REP22

Jolly good. (though seriously annoying CF for you, OP. Sympathies on that.).

Appalling CF parking his entitled kn*bchariot where it doesn't belong... Will this one also include:

Visiting relative (ideally winsome single brother) with advanced and inventive sense of humour?
An army of teds and stuffed animals to surround the Wagon of Torment?
A minor local celebrity (possibly ex-footballer), a visit to whom is so vital that it cannot be put off in order to move vehicle?
One or more Forestry Commission Rangers with their 4x4s and towing gear?

(If not, I may be able to supply at least two of the above).

That was without a doubt the best parking thread(s) I have ever read , it kept me entertained for ageees

Take the note off and crack open a beer

🍿🍷

I just wouldn't answer the door.

Cheeky fucking fuckers.

Ooooo Friday night parking thread!! Best way to start a weekend.