I have a parking thread!

[Threearm]

Come home from school run to someone parked on my private parking.

I've blocked them in as there's nowhere else for me to park and left a note to say I next plan to move my car tomorrow AM.

Cheeky fucker hasn't returned yet.

Place marking! Hope the dick is really inconvenienced

Waiting for the next update....that's my Friday night sorted!

@REP22 if one of the things you can supply is a charming single brother with a sense of humour can I put my name down early?

Hoping nothing exciting happens until the kiddo is in bed, and I've got my wine

I might not be able to watch this in real time but I will absolutely be checking back soon!

Thank you for this gift, OP!

I love Mumsnet. Diagram demand and then slagged off for being sub par until new one is provided that meets the required standards 😆

Ooh a Friday night parking thread there hasn't been one for a while.

Getting myself settled in for this one.

@FairFuming

I love Mumsnet. Diagram demand and then slagged off for being sub par until new one is provided that meets the required standards 😆

😂😂 as soon as I saw the original diagram I did think it wasn't going to go down well!!

Love a parking thread

Placemarking shamelessly! Friday night parking thread....doesn't get better than this 🍻

Got a beer, settled in and ready.

Ah, Friday night entertainment… 😂

[quote disappear]@MattHancocksSexTape, so bad it's good[/quote]
I love the unusual colour combo. I view it as art. Possibly a bit of art therapy for OP.

Patiently waiting for an update 😬

@REP22

Jolly good. (though seriously annoying CF for you, OP. Sympathies on that.).

Appalling CF parking his entitled kn*bchariot where it doesn't belong... Will this one also include:

Visiting relative (ideally winsome single brother) with advanced and inventive sense of humour?
An army of teds and stuffed animals to surround the Wagon of Torment?
A minor local celebrity (possibly ex-footballer), a visit to whom is so vital that it cannot be put off in order to move vehicle?
One or more Forestry Commission Rangers with their 4x4s and towing gear?

(If not, I may be able to supply at least two of the above).

And a recipe & advice for Yorkshire puddings.

That thread changed my life. I get fresh, homemade Yorkshires every week now (DH cooks).

Actually, I could start off the recipes again. I bought some chestnut puree & can't remember why. What could I use it for? Foodwise, I mean - keep it clean, ladies.

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I love parking threads so much!!!

On your actual drive!? The cheek!

@FairFuming

I love Mumsnet. Diagram demand and then slagged off for being sub par until new one is provided that meets the required standards 😆

😂😂 I'd just poured a wine too when I came across this. Excellent.

[quote REP22]@AlCalavicci

It really was the stuff of utter legend.

Links here if needed: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4313683-Locked-Parking-Thread-The-Actual-End?msgid=109652679#109652679

I'm still very sad for the lovely OP of that one that her particular CF never really had the comeuppance he so richly deserved.

This one, however... excellent diagrams @Threearm - best wishes to you [/quote]
I hope his lovely wife or girlfriend dumped him for it 😬