I have a parking thread!

[Threearm]

Come home from school run to someone parked on my private parking.

I've blocked them in as there's nowhere else for me to park and left a note to say I next plan to move my car tomorrow AM.

Cheeky fucker hasn't returned yet.

Can dick get around you by going into neighbours drive?

@Theunamedcat

Loving the diagram

Really? It’s fucking tripe.

Hands popcorn and sour sweets round

Hmm I think we need a better diagram , am I right thats your drive they are parked on with a house on either side and you behind them ?

Please tell me I'm not the only person sniggering about the OP's ring cam.

The diagram of the century there OP.

@MattHancocksSexTape, so bad it's good

Friday afternoon.
Parking thread.
CF blocked in - Op straight in there!
Diagram - !
Three out of four Op, must try harder!

Ooof a live thread. So is it obvious that they parked on private property?

@user1495884211

Please tell me I'm not the only person sniggering about the OP's ring cam.

You are not alone. Fnar.

I think the diagram is great.

I hope they are furious!

Yay! Shameless placemark

Perhaps we should have a fleet (flock?) of Mumsnet Drones stationed throughout the land. When a parking situation occurs one could be despatched to take a live snapshot of the scene from above! Better still we could have a live feed of the CF returning to the scene of the outrage!

Better diagram.

Technically yes they can use neighbour's drive but they are due home from work shortly so they have a small window of opportunity left.

Frustratingly it is DS's birthday tomorrow and one of 3 days a year I will actually need my full drive. I have two elderly blue badge holders coming so I (and dick) need to be off the drive tomorrow early

How exciting! No one ever parks in my spot except me.

That diagram is a winner

If you make sure you're almost on his bumper he won't have room to wiggle out.

🍿🍿🍿

Bit rude 16:30BruceAndNosh

Hope they come back soon OP!

Is your neighbours drive/parking space full? Are you sure there's no way they can manoeuvre out? That'd be disappointing.

Shamelessly placemarking!

I swear to god I'd watch a TV show purely made up of parking CFers. Much better second diagram, OP! I hope they don't get out before your neighbour gets home 🤞

It's nearly 2am in Australia but I'm here for this thread!

Ooh how exciting! I hope you have net curtains OP, I’m imagining you twitching them.

Ah that clearer ,
You say they can technically park on your neighbour's drive but wouldnt that cause your neighbour the same issue or are they family / friends ?

@girlmom21 they are due home any minute so will be fully blocked!

@GemmaRuby I'm observing through the ring cam