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I have a parking thread!

504 replies

Threearm · 24/09/2021 16:22

Come home from school run to someone parked on my private parking.

I've blocked them in as there's nowhere else for me to park and left a note to say I next plan to move my car tomorrow AM.

Cheeky fucker hasn't returned yet.

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CornishTiger · 24/09/2021 20:19

I hope you don’t move!

TortolaParadise · 24/09/2021 20:19

What's occuring?

MsWalterMitty · 24/09/2021 20:21

@Lunificent

I predict the car has been released.
Me too. These threads never end the way I want them to!
Anjo2011 · 24/09/2021 20:28

I think OP has told ‘dick’ she has no petrol due to the panic buying mumsnetters and she can’t move her car.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 24/09/2021 20:32

[quote keziahmee]" I bought some chestnut puree & can't remember why. What could I use it for? Foodwise, I mean - keep it clean, ladies."

A delicious recipe for a sort of Eton mess with chestnut puree is here - can thoroughly recommend:
detoutcoeurlimousin.blogspot.com/2016/10/mont-blanc-mess-creme-de-marrons.html?m=0[/quote]
Ooh yeah - I like the look of that one!

Window1 · 24/09/2021 20:34

What did I miss?

Datsandcogs · 24/09/2021 20:35

@Window1

What did I miss?
Nothing since the doorbell rang . . .
MyrealnameisBernard · 24/09/2021 20:38

I need an update. I'm home alone - well no DH and bored

Anjo2011 · 24/09/2021 20:38

I wonder if she realised she knows who they were and they are sharing a bottle of wine.

TortolaParadise · 24/09/2021 20:39

Nothing. I feel like I've been pranked.

Brollywasntneededafterall · 24/09/2021 20:39

Hopefully op is now marinating in the bath..

ifIwerenotanandroid · 24/09/2021 20:39

@GAHgamel, I think that story was on the Forestry Commission/ Buckaroo with Bruce Grobelaar thread. IIRC, the husband put a hazmat suit on ready for the CF's to knock on his door, but the CF's got the police to do it.

Kiduknot · 24/09/2021 20:41

Waiting

StoneofDestiny · 24/09/2021 20:44

OP has driven 'blocked dick' to A&E to get medical help for his problem

Emerarta · 24/09/2021 20:45

I bet the OP has answered the door in a clown costume and the cf has ran away screaming!😂😂😂

momtoboys · 24/09/2021 20:46

You know the rules....Smile

momtoboys · 24/09/2021 20:47

@QuestionEverythingBaby

That diagram is a bit shoddy OP 🤣
The diagram is PERFECTION!
Lostmarbles2021 · 24/09/2021 20:52

This is unusual and cruel behaviour to leave us hanging OP. We need to know...

WallaceinAnderland · 24/09/2021 20:54

Hmm. Probably worst parking thread ever.

Nothing happened Grin

maddening · 24/09/2021 21:01

Did they just give up and go away?

NotAnotherPylon · 24/09/2021 21:01

For the love of all things holy ... PLEASE tell us what happened next. I stopped watching the soaps years ago and I'm hanging on the edge of my seat hereGrinGrin

buckeejit · 24/09/2021 21:03

Love the idea of Saying it's not your car! You could bargain with CF neighbours to loan you their drive all of tomorrow in exchange for release of dick car now

Walkingalot · 24/09/2021 21:05

I've just tried that bookmark thing and it doesn't take you back to the last post you clicked on, just the page. Is it just me or was I expecting too much?

Walkingalot · 24/09/2021 21:08

OP is probably working on her next diagram - it's going to be a masterpiece! -getting bored now--. Grin