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To think this is an odd thing for guy I'm seeing to say?

176 replies

takemetoyourhouse · 08/09/2021 18:26

I have been dating a man I met online for 6 weeks, all going well, I really like him and from what he says and does he feels the same. But last night we had sex and were lying in bed talking and he had his arms round me and I looked at him and he said, 'I can just see the hormones being released in your brain'. I laughed and was like 'what?' And he said, 'women release hormones when they're falling in love and I can see it happening to you right now' Confused

AIBU to think this was a very odd thing to say?

OP posts:
Notapheasantplucker · 08/09/2021 20:06

@TSSDNCOP
Wouldn't you love to be that confident though?

I'm telling ya! He's got balls of steel he has Grin

StrangeLookingParasite · 08/09/2021 20:06

Beurk, if he was chocolate he'd eat himself.

StrangeLookingParasite · 08/09/2021 20:07

@Usernamenotavailabletryanother

You should’ve looked him in the eye and let out a long, loud fart.

Maybe a waft of the duvet for impact.

Thought I also like this one, then say, 'nope, just gas'.
coolpattern · 08/09/2021 20:07

Ha, his name on Tinder isn’t Michael is it? Lives in a city starting with a G?!

ByJingoes · 08/09/2021 20:09

OP, why are you having sex with him when you have only known him for six weeks?

If he's a knob, isn't it better to get to know him first, and discover this before you have sex with him?

WhyMeLord · 08/09/2021 20:14

@DoubleEx

My vagina would have sealed itself shut immediately.
🤣 yep!

Oh well, back to the drawing board for you OP, better luck next time

barskits · 08/09/2021 20:14

Oh dear. Poor misguided Mansplainer Extraordinaire.

flibberyjibbery8 · 08/09/2021 20:14

@ByJingoes

OP, why are you having sex with him when you have only known him for six weeks?

If he's a knob, isn't it better to get to know him first, and discover this before you have sex with him?

The early 1900s called, they want you back
DrSbaitso · 08/09/2021 20:20

@VladmirsPoutine

Wow, I didn't know they came with zippers on.

They kind of do if you imagine the labia majora as the sort of seal on a ziploc freezer bag.

I remember that bit in 50 Shades.
Muchasgracias · 08/09/2021 20:21

@ByJingoes

OP, why are you having sex with him when you have only known him for six weeks?

If he's a knob, isn't it better to get to know him first, and discover this before you have sex with him?

6 minutes...6 hrs...6 days...6 weeks...doesn't matter, he will still be a knob.

If we had to wait to get to know all the knobs before we didn't shag them, civilization would have died out.

Inthesameboatatmo · 08/09/2021 20:23

@flibberyjibbery 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

IveGotASongThatllGetOnYNerves · 08/09/2021 20:24

Well, he thinks he's the god of sex, doesn't he?

Notapheasantplucker · 08/09/2021 20:25

@flibberyjibbery8 FFS😂

pictish · 08/09/2021 20:26

Gosh…he’s bold, I’ll give him that. 😆😆😆

WTF99 · 08/09/2021 20:28

If it was me he'd have been seeing the hormones that make women say 'fuck right off' at that point

cantgetmyheadroundit · 08/09/2021 20:28

"If we had to wait to get to know all the knobs before we didn't shag them, civilization would have died out."

Ain't that the truth 🙄🤣

Knackeredmommy · 08/09/2021 20:30

Dickhead! What a turn off

liveforsummer · 08/09/2021 20:35

Eww, I know some are trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but I'm sorry that's a rehearsed (possibly reused) line if ever I've heard one. Anyway the ick would be cemented then and there with that one

YoureTheTop · 08/09/2021 20:37

It's a red flag. Bin him.

IndigoC · 08/09/2021 20:39

Isn’t it supposed to be men that fall in love through sex, not women?

pictish · 08/09/2021 20:46

I don’t know if it’s a practised line so much as an ill-judged impulsive comment. It’s just too awkward to be anything other than a one off.
His eyes may well ping open at 3am as the murky depths of his mind regurgitates the moment for his delectation, for years.

Standrewsschool · 08/09/2021 20:52

Wishful thinking on his behalf.

SealHouse · 08/09/2021 20:52

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SealHouse · 08/09/2021 20:53

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CorianderBee · 08/09/2021 20:53

I mean he's not wrong - after sex oxytocin the 'love hormone' is released.

In both sexes but maybe it just came out weird

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