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To think this is an odd thing for guy I'm seeing to say?

176 replies

takemetoyourhouse · 08/09/2021 18:26

I have been dating a man I met online for 6 weeks, all going well, I really like him and from what he says and does he feels the same. But last night we had sex and were lying in bed talking and he had his arms round me and I looked at him and he said, 'I can just see the hormones being released in your brain'. I laughed and was like 'what?' And he said, 'women release hormones when they're falling in love and I can see it happening to you right now' Confused

AIBU to think this was a very odd thing to say?

OP posts:
KatherineJaneway · 08/09/2021 19:37

@DoubleEx

My vagina would have sealed itself shut immediately.
Grin
Lovemusic33 · 08/09/2021 19:37

I would have got up, said “thanks for the shag” and walked out 😬 and then I would never message him again.

EmoIsntDead · 08/09/2021 19:38

I bet @Namechangedforthreadbackafter is great fun at parties 🙄

beastlyslumber · 08/09/2021 19:39

Gross and creepy.

VladmirsPoutine · 08/09/2021 19:41

Wow, I didn't know they came with zippers on.

They kind of do if you imagine the labia majora as the sort of seal on a ziploc freezer bag.

WhoppingBigBackside · 08/09/2021 19:41

Not RTFT.
Ugh!

BanditoShipman · 08/09/2021 19:42

@Shallwegoforawalk

Ah I see *@Namechangedforthreadbackafter* has rocked up with his/her usual bitchy comment, always criticising posters on here for their choice of words or expression - while having absolutely nothing of value to contribute HmmHmmHmm
I thought it was only me that had noticed that poster and their annoying ‘don’t say this’, ‘don’t say that’, while adding ZERO to the conversation.
noprofessional · 08/09/2021 19:43

Oh god absolutely not. No. That would be it for me.

Inthesameboatatmo · 08/09/2021 19:43

My minge would have shrivelled up and died on the spot and would deny him entry forever more.

Ionlydomassiveones · 08/09/2021 19:44

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This has been withdrawn at the poster's request.

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 08/09/2021 19:45

@VladmirsPoutine

Wow, I didn't know they came with zippers on.

They kind of do if you imagine the labia majora as the sort of seal on a ziploc freezer bag.

😂
Wineandroses3 · 08/09/2021 19:47

Are you sure he wasn’t just messing about/joking?

AlCalavicci · 08/09/2021 19:48

Well that's umm a interesting thing to say.

I think I would of either just laughed at him or really pushed him hard for a explanation at to what the hell he was talking about until he backed himself into his own smug little corner

Three0fivepointfour · 08/09/2021 19:48

@VladmirsPoutine

Wow, I didn't know they came with zippers on.

They kind of do if you imagine the labia majora as the sort of seal on a ziploc freezer bag.

Randomness MN at its best!
larkstar · 08/09/2021 19:49

He sounds like the kind of dick that believes in all the art of seduction, Pickup Artist BS. Eugh. Has he told you he thinks you "have a connection"? He sounds like a pratt.

GettingItOutThere · 08/09/2021 19:50

eww what a turn off

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 08/09/2021 19:51

@VladmirsPoutine

Wow, I didn't know they came with zippers on.

They kind of do if you imagine the labia majora as the sort of seal on a ziploc freezer bag.

I keep my lunch in mine. I thought this was the norm? Confused🤣🤣
AmorFati · 08/09/2021 19:55

@larkstar

He sounds like the kind of dick that believes in all the art of seduction, Pickup Artist BS. Eugh. Has he told you he thinks you "have a connection"? He sounds like a pratt.
This! He's been reading PUA and/or Red Pill rubbish online.

Ick.

BeaucoupFish · 08/09/2021 19:55

@BanditoShipman
Exactly 😂
Who is up for a new Acronym ?

RNR

‘Requires No Response’

GetOffTheTableMabel · 08/09/2021 19:55

He doesn’t seem to know much about women does he?
Was the shag any good? Because it would need to be to make that worthwhile!

Usernamenotavailabletryanother · 08/09/2021 19:57

You should’ve looked him in the eye and let out a long, loud fart.

Maybe a waft of the duvet for impact.

BeenAsFarAsMercyAndGrand · 08/09/2021 19:59

He's a twat.

TSSDNCOP · 08/09/2021 20:00

Wouldn't you love to be that confident though?

Plumtree391 · 08/09/2021 20:00

He must have read that somewhere. Is he 'falling in love' with you, op, and testing the water?

Airyfairymarybeary · 08/09/2021 20:06

Yuk