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This may go down in mumsnet classics.. but until just now I did not know that men did not use loo roll.when they had a wee!!!!

276 replies

Heyhothatsok · 07/09/2021 19:55

No loo roll in bathroom. I asked dh , any loo roll and how has he managed all day without any? He sais " Ive not been" .. i said what you have not had a wee all day.. ? To which he replied men shake ,they dont use loo roll .i cannot believe that have never noticed this.! Thought they would at least pat it a bit with some loo roll. No more spontanous for me for now. 🤣

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PepperPepperMan · 07/09/2021 22:05

@mowly77

We've got one bathroom. DP does not care about privacy. He comes in when I am in bath for e.g. or often leaves door wide open. Interestingly he often doesn't actually hold his knob; just stands there, dangling. Definitely does not dab with loo roll. I frankly don't care because I don't go near his penis these days; we haven't had sex for almost 3 years, thank the menopause + toddler + both 40something for that one. This is all information I do not want to know. And you did not want to know. And I did not want you to know either. Off to name change & ritually cleanse both my mind & body now.
Massive x post... Flowers or a rabbit, your choice.
Darkchocolateandcoffee · 07/09/2021 22:06

I have never met a man who pats it. Wtf?

Strikes me as rather an effeminate thing to do

Darkchocolateandcoffee · 07/09/2021 22:08

Why does everyone care so deeply about the classics thing?

5128gap · 07/09/2021 22:10

@Shadedog

Some men carry a pocket handkerchief and dab

I was 50 when I realised it didn't mean the same amount of stuff as you might have in a shed! Is that what she thought too?

DOES IT NOT????

No!!! It means a load shed off the back of a lorry!
LubaLuca · 07/09/2021 22:12

I think most men do if the option is there. None of them wants Calico Cut Pants.

Shadedog · 07/09/2021 22:12

Oh! That’s LOADS.

Sort of the same amount as a lorry load still on the lorry though. Language is hilarious

miltonj · 07/09/2021 22:13

My husband does. Probably doesn't at a public urinal, but he does any where else.

LubaLuca · 07/09/2021 22:13

Strikes me as rather an effeminate thing to do

Yeah, it's so womanly to dab piss off your penis.

Fetchthevet · 07/09/2021 22:13

How do you wipe your arse sitting down? Doesn't the toilet seat get in the way?

dementedma · 07/09/2021 22:18

Teen DS has been questioned and replied thus:
Depends
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't
Why are you asking me this?
Mother, this is weird
You're on Mumsnet, yeah?

FangsForTheMemory · 07/09/2021 22:19

I’m just leaving this here ref bad aim. worksthatwork.com/1/urinal-fly

GreyhoundG1rl · 07/09/2021 22:20

People are actually asking their sons 🤦‍♀️

DrGoogleSaysSo · 07/09/2021 22:23

My dh wipes himself after a wee and so does my ds.

MyPatronusIsACat · 07/09/2021 22:25

@Heyhothatsok As T-swiz says, 'you gotta shake it off, shake it off!'

Seriously, you're married and didn't know THIS about mens peepee time!

MyPatronusIsACat · 07/09/2021 22:26

@LubaLuca

Strikes me as rather an effeminate thing to do

Yeah, it's so womanly to dab piss off your penis.

😂😂😂
Allycott · 07/09/2021 22:29

This may go down as a Mumsnet classic? Talk about over selling yourself - what a prick you are op

Chihuahuacat · 07/09/2021 22:33

Why is everyone taking the classics things to seriously?! It was clearly said as a passing comment!

YANBU OP - I also only found out about this recently!

MyPatronusIsACat · 07/09/2021 22:33

@whosthathowsthat

My Dh wops his out into the sink and actually gives it a wash! Do I win?
Sinks are quite deep..... Ooooh, lucky you! 😂
HintofVintagePink · 07/09/2021 22:35

‘Twas’ is as cute as ‘methinks’ or ‘nom nom nom’.

Surewhynot · 07/09/2021 22:36

@Chihuahuacat

Why is everyone taking the classics things to seriously?! It was clearly said as a passing comment!

YANBU OP - I also only found out about this recently!

Probably because of the largely unfunny trolldrivel normally nominated for classics that has MNers spitting their gin out, waking the baby, and begging for updates.
HintofVintagePink · 07/09/2021 22:37

@borntobequiet

more than three shakes is a wank

Useful to know, I’m sure.

This made me chuckle. I think I’ve damaged something.
Boredmotherofone · 07/09/2021 22:41

@ShowOfHands How on EARTH do you know what your son's foreskin does? 😳😳😳

Boredmotherofone · 07/09/2021 22:42

@Toottooot

I’ve never even asked my husband what he does. He has toilet roll in his toilet that is regularly replaced is all I know. As for classics - get a grip.
You have a separate toilets?! 😆😆
Explosivefarts · 07/09/2021 22:44

@whosthathowsthat

My Dh wops his out into the sink and actually gives it a wash! Do I win?
Must go down well in public bathrooms.
Skysblue · 07/09/2021 22:44

Yuk. When he shakes it does he not think about where he’s shaking the wee to? Hope your toothbrush is nowhere near…

My father son and dh all use tissue. Because they aren’t grim.

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