Emergency spiritual help needed!

[GrrrlPwr]

We are moving house. This house has a 'presence'. It is not a happy presence. And we would rather not move house with it!

Have already had a priest round to bless the house which helped.

But it's still not gone. The presence not the priest. He went after a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Removal men commented they could 'feel' the presence too.

So. Any ideas?

Any leaving the house ceremony type thing from another culture we could borrow?

We are white British Christian background. So open to any ideas! Thanks

@DappledThings

I'm just here to find out about the beeless honey

Me too! Come back and tell us!

If you move it might stay, it might like the house and just be cross you're there.

Surely if you’re leaving it’s the incomers problem. They may not notice anything.

desperate to hear about beeless honey, although I do drink animalless milk
golden syrup perhaps?

@TerraNovaTwo

To the posters who have zero input other than telling the OP to stop believing in 'woo', just because you haven't experienced supernatural phenomena does not mean it doesn't exist. Even top scientists can neither confirm or deny the existence of the paranormal. Metaphysical science is an actual field of study.

Yep. Even ‘top scientists’ can’t be bothered with fools.

Stand down on the beeless honey search!

I had no idea that ghosties were vegan..

Just here for the beeless honey too...sounds like it'd be vegan friendly?

X-post!

oh there seriously are lists of top scientists? I am a little disappointed in the world of science if they are on board with that. It's a bit Sunday Times Rich List or top 10 Bob Dylan tracks isn't it?

Maybe your priest just wasn't a high enough level, and his blessings are ineffectual because the presence has too many hitpoints?

Have you tried getting the Archbishop of Canterbury round? That should smite the bugger.

Do you mean the ghost is in your new house or old house. I dont think ghosts usually hitch lifts in removal vans. But if you're worried contact another vicar or priest.

Burn the house down, it's the only way to be sure

Are ghosts vegan then?

Smudge your house, windows open and google a good mantra for negative energies to please leave. I absolutely believe you and what you are feeling.

[quote CovidPassQuestion]@EmotionalSupportBear May I ask what one burns sage in?
I've seen sage burning suggested on many threads before... but not sure what the practicalities are, thanks.[/quote]
most people either use a bowl, or the make bunches out of it, and light the end, letting the smoke permeate before extinguishing it.

@applesandoranges221 yes, really. I only found out who ours was by accident one day.

Have you tried Fabreeze and a Des O'Connor CD?

If you PayPal me £500 and your address I'll do a remote socially-distanced cleansing ceremony for you

@LoislovesStewie

Are ghosts vegan then?

I think they mainly eat ghoulash

Thanks @EmotionalSupportBear

@Briset

oh there seriously are lists of top scientists? I am a little disappointed in the world of science if they are on board with that. It's a bit Sunday Times Rich List or top 10 Bob Dylan tracks isn't it?

Yes. Let's just say that it's actually people other than scientists that obsess over top 10 lists. The media and university administrators mainly.

@Bananarama101 Spookhetti hoops on toast, I heard.

I had a friend who opened all the doors and windows and yelled I forgive you/ you are forgiven as she was doing this a black cat jumped in through a window and zoomed out the front door. Apparently the prob was solved

I think if you have a teenager in the family it might follow you anyway. That’s what happens in all the films……