What’s your most insane belief?

[MeiganMcSeinna6]

as in , people would see as strange you would think that

I would say
Hollyoaks is world class.

That 9/11 was partly an inside job. I know , I know … that is where my conspiracy theories end though!

@Bellend101

That if you eat two bananas in a row then spin around, you die. I heard it once and I know it sounds fucking ridiculous but I am way too scared to prove the "theory" wrong.

Fairly sure my 3 year old has disproved that numerous times.

I used to see a little white dog out of the corner of my eye in every house I lived in (we never had one)
Then someone I knew through friends was getting rid of their dog because they didn't want her any more, so I said I'd have her. I didn't know what kind of dog or what colour. She's a little white terrier and I've never seen the not-there dog since she came. I think we were meant to be with each other. I don't care what anyone else thinks about that

That the moon grew and shrunk to change shape!

That my youngest child is my deceased mother, reincarnated.

Actually just realised my most insane belief.
I believe when i got somewhere different, like on holidays somewhere, that people all have perfect lives, and dont have the worries or anxieties a lot of us have...they never get ill or need scary treatments or worry about tests etc.
I have health anxiety and imagine im the only person on earth who worries to the extent i do.

When i go, not got

@PartridgeFeather

That my youngest child is my deceased mother, reincarnated.

I believe that about my youngest and my dad

I grew up being taught insane beliefs so I stay well away now.

But I do sometimes wish there were ghosts and a whole layer (or raft of layers) of life beyond ours. There’s something very pleasing about the idea.

@MistyGreenAndBlue

I believe that some houses make me ill I don't mean from a physical cause like damp or mould or asbestos etc. I mean the energy of the house is destructive to me I lived in one place 13 years and that's where I first got ill - progressively more so over the years. I got better the very day I moved out. It's now happening again. Only this time it's a more serious illness. The original illness never came back. In both houses I was/am essentially trapped by circumstance and unable to just leave. Other aspects of my situation are also unnervingly similar to before

I guess I need to find a way to move out. 🤷‍♀️

You could try a house cleanse?

Another one, I met my Son before I was even pregnant, I had several dreams about him, I saw him so clearly. He looks exactly like he did on my dream. I even felt the energy of his soul near me, just before I found out I was pregnant. It was a beautiful, golden energy.

I believe that, when dh upsets me in my dreams, the real dh should apologise for his dream-counterpart's actions. Dh does not agree, and thinks I am crackers. I'm sure he is right.

When I was little I thought poo was stored in your bum cheeks....

That the powers that be will ALWAYS make me look and feel as hideous as possible just before I go on holiday. Every single time. No exceptions.

Its usually conjunctivitis,flu,massive cold sores,or a very irregular period.

This time its 7 giant red and purple insect bites on my legs which now have bruise halo's forming around each one. I'm heading off in 4 days. Thank you world

I think that if I kill a spider its relatives might gang up on me when I'm asleep.

Like PPs I also have a habit of anthropomorphising inanimate objects (a lonely teaspoon in the drawer has made me well up, at particularly hormonal moments).

I also get the instant karma thing, where minor inconveniences happen to me right after I've done something slightly inconsiderate or thought something not-very-nice. Like if I have a mean thought about someone I will trip up straight away or get indigestion or something. This happens to me on a regular basis - it's a good incentive to be better

@WomanStanleyWoman

I sometimes catch myself thinking about how I’ll do something differently ‘next time around’ - as in when my life resets and starts again. It’s bizarre, as I know perfectly well that we only live once, but somewhere deep down, a tiny part of me hasn’t accepted it and thinks I’ll get to do this all again.

I'm glad to see that this isn't just me. I find myself doing this and then immediately feeling sad and stupid when I realise it's not actually going to happen and that I will never get that chance to correct things, do things differently or choose a different path for my life.

I always assumed it was because I've played computer games for such a large part of my life that the thought of having another go had just embedded itself somehow.

That time is not real and that everything is happening at once simultaneously. I feel like there is just this paper-thin veil between different times. Whenever I'm anywhere historic like an old castle or old cobbled streets I feel like it wouldn't take much for me to capture a glimpse of those times, just a little blip or slip and we'll see each other.

That time is not real and that everything is happening at once simultaneously. I feel like there is just this paper-thin veil between different times

That's a reputable and widely known scientific theory.

Growing up my sisters and I were terrified of spiders, so to stop us killing them mum used to say that when you kill one, three more show up for its funeral. Even now I hate finding spiders in the house because I just know that, even if DH gently moves it outside, I'll see three more in quick succession. Logically, I know it's because I'm hyperaware and looking out for them and relax after finding the third but it still freaks me out.

I definitely believe that aliens have visited this planet (and that they're probably far more advanced and intelligent than us).

That men are attracted to post menopausal women they've just met.

@TSSDNCOP

Just as I have a feeling of "life is good" it totally goes to shit within 24 hours.

This. I find myself avoiding thinking “it’s all going well” as I know that’ll trigger something shit to happen.

That time is not real and that everything is happening at once simultaneously. I feel like there is just this paper-thin veil between different times

This is why Blink is my favourite Dr Who episode. I never tire of watching it

@vampirethriller

I used to see a little white dog out of the corner of my eye in every house I lived in (we never had one) Then someone I knew through friends was getting rid of their dog because they didn't want her any more, so I said I'd have her. I didn't know what kind of dog or what colour. She's a little white terrier and I've never seen the not-there dog since she came. I think we were meant to be with each other. I don't care what anyone else thinks about that

That's a lovely story 😍