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Let me see if I can recreate the flavour for you
Monday: Hey guys, I decided that as A level exams have been cancelled I'll do some online stuff
Tuesday: OMG I got a Distinction star star star in Outer Space Mathematics with Youtube Fantastics on the side
Wednesday: Hey, I was offered a scholarship in Totes Wonderfulness (why don't Ivy League Colleges use capital letters real names?)
Thursday: Oooh! I graduated Summer come Louder and they want me to do a stage Squillionty Eleven next
Friday: I am booking my Super Hero Degree online They chose me - they must be legit because they don't use capital letters in nouns either
Saturday: Thank you all for your felicitations. I am moving on to God Emperor training, sorry - god emperor training - but first I am booking a little break, a jaunt around some of the globe known as earth.
Sunday: Thanks to the little man wo put his family at risk by saving my life. My God will save me, or wants to bring me home. I am blessed!