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I'm a professional joke since becoming a mum

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Topia · 11/08/2021 14:08

I hold down a part-time job x 3 days a week with my local authority. On Mondays & Tuesdays I look after my 2 yr old son. My eldest son (aged 7) is at school during term-time. I work at a relatively subsidiary level, but I feel like a professional joke. Trying to keep up professionally with colleagues who aren't flattened by parenthood, who operate at speed and expect sharp and eloquent responses. I've got porridge down my top, I'm worried about the stack of washing up in the sink and the cat has vomited on the floor. FFS. It's tragic and comedic in equal measure.

I'm shattered by the graft that is motherhood in general; my mind is shot to pieces. I can't do the simplest of tasks some days - I forget my passwords, I have regular brain-freezes during conversations where I go blank, and struggle to recall processes and colleagues' names which is awful. I'm occasionally an embarrassment to myself. I used to be so able at work - my mind felt sharp. Now I feel foggy, tired and slow.

I've just turned 39 and I feel I'm facing a very uncertain professional future, without the basic confidence or skillset required to convince any employer to take me on or to develop my career. Not least the undeniable fact that the children demand so much of me. I feel like I've done a morning's work before I sit down at my desk to log on. And I'm knackered. I haven't got the energy to give my job that I had pre-kids.

I feel like my team-mates are faster, more productive, more focussed, more able to dedicate themselves than me. I lag along in the slow lane, with a rusty cog for a brain, and I can't offer any knowledge, or assistance or support that a thousand other people couldn't do more effectively than me. My supervisor is a nice lady; she's got two grown-up children who are at University now. But when I asked her if there were any extra hours to be had once the little one was at nursery she replied with surprise "I didn't work full-time for ages when I had my children. You might want a day off to do housework, make friends locally etc." In other words, "We're not going to expect more of you, and you shouldn't expect more of us," which is both good and bad I guess.

In any instance I'm not getting encouraging signals there.

Against candidates who have continued developing their careers in linear fashion and who can commit 100% of their energy towards their careers I am gutted to say that now being a mum I feel I would be a poor contestant for any job that required me to be 100% mentally and physically present.

Sometimes I see jobs pop up that look interesting but the level of commitment required is just above and beyond what I could offer at this stage. It's very frustrating. My mind is always half-thinking about domestic life, what's for dinner, what have I put in the calendar for the kids over the coming weeks, the bed-linen needs washing, one of the kids has a playdate which I haven't properly confirmed, how much money is there left over in the account for food for the rest of the month, I need to go to Sainsbury's to buy nappies......etc etc.

I'm only partly mentally present for my job, although I never fail to get my work done on time. Performance-wise I deliver, but I guess I just feel very restricted in how much I can reasonably do.

AIBU to feel like this?

OP posts:
WTFisNext · 11/08/2021 14:20

YANBU to feel this way but in my experience this comes in waves linked to the age of your child. Your youngest is still only 2, they aren't remotely independent so you need to be "on" all the time which is utterly exhausting. Trying to get your brain out of parent gear and into work gear when you're exhausted is really bloody hard...juggling more than 1 child adds to this even if the eldest is reasonably independent.

I didn't fight how hard I found being a working parent of a young child, I freely admit that I concentrated on competence with the occasional flash of brilliance in the areas I'm strongest at so less effort needed to shine. It got me through those years when the idea of sitting down for more than 5 minutes in peace to recharge seemed an impossible dream.

My youngest is now 8 and whilst she still needs me, it's not to the extent that her needs occupy my thinking when I'm being paid to work. In recent years I've managed to regain my reputation as the go-to person on my team.

Don't beat yourself up, most people have something that derails them for a while, if it's not children it can be seriously unwell relatives or money/housing worries.

Just keep putting one foot in front of the other and you'll regain your mojo.

PonyPals · 11/08/2021 14:23

I don't think I have ever read a post and felt that it completely described my life!
I completely feel like you.

Was just looking at applying for a higher position but then I thought about the work that needs to be done, raising kids and just how exhausting it all is and it made me change my mind.

I am a manager and none of my staff have kids, I feel so stupid sometimes as I just forget things and can't get my point across. And then just when I think I am not so bad, my 2 year old throws a tantrum and just like that I am back in mummy mode.
I have no wise words of wisdom but I'm there with you.

PonyPals · 11/08/2021 14:24

@WTFisNext such lovely words Thanks

Pebbledashery · 11/08/2021 14:25

You're not unreasonable to feel like this, at all. But your post just screams pity party
I'm a lone parent who works full time and my little girl is 3, I work in a front line service provider and my job is ridiculous. I feel shattered and on autopilot most days.. When I stop and take 2 minutes to relax.. I get ill! But do you know what, I suck it up.. Because that's what you do. I chose to have a child and I also chose to work and I have to do both to the best of my ability. No excuses.
Your employer is paying you to do a job and it's really good that they don't set a further expectation on you following parenthood, but honestly most people manage it.. Could you afford a cleaner to maybe help with house work so it takes that element away?

CambozolaCrackers · 11/08/2021 14:26

I feel like this too! I would normally say I'm hardworking, tenacious and get results - but with a three year old and one year old - everything has to fit around them.
I just get up earlier to get things done

cultkid · 11/08/2021 14:26

You should write a book

You write fucking brilliantly

You are very talented

Don't be hard on yourself. I do understand how you feel. I feel like that too, but I don't work and I feel like a joke because of that.

Movingsoon21 · 11/08/2021 14:27

What help do you get with DC? Do you have a DP? Does he step up? Any help from GPs? If you’re having to do everything yourself it’s no wonder you’re shattered!

sst1234 · 11/08/2021 14:27

OP where is your partner is all of this? Being a mother and focusing on your career cannot be done by yourself with 0 support unless you have childcare.

Createdjustforthis · 11/08/2021 14:27

It gets easier I’ve been told. My youngest is nearly 4 and still doesn’t reliably sleep through, I’m rubbish compared to my childless male colleagues.

I don’t think there’s an answer TVs.

TooStressyTooMessy · 11/08/2021 14:29

Me too. I totally get it and my kids are much older Blush.

Apeirogon · 11/08/2021 14:29

Agree with the above. Your youngest is only 2yo. You'll be amazed at how your brain will be returned to you, nearly as good as new, within the next couple of years Smile

SoniaD · 11/08/2021 14:30

My best friend could have written this. She was amazing at her job until she had her son and then she couldn't cope. She actually saw her GP about her concerns and was referred to a specialist for adult ADD. She is on medication now and is fully back on track. I think she always had ADD but could manage it well enough when she only had herself and work to worry about. Becoming a parent put her over the edge and she couldn't manage everything without assistance. Just wanted to share as a FYI.

ThursdayLastWeek · 11/08/2021 14:31

Come on Topia, Pebble has it worse than you so pull your socks up and don’t you dare express yourself Wink

(I think your claims of ineloquence must be exaggerated because this post speaks volumes, to many women I’m sure. To me it sounds like you could do with a hand with the mental load at home)

TrickyBiscuits · 11/08/2021 14:36

My youngest is 9 now, and there were a few years where I was exactly as you describe. It’s shit but it passes. I actually perform better now than I did before children (partly because I no longer give many fucks)

DrinkFeckArseBrick · 11/08/2021 14:40

I think you're being hard on yourself, a two year old often doesnt sleep, is often ill, and requires loads of attention. In another 18 months even, things will look a lot different and then in another couple of years you will have much more free space in your brain!

You havent mentioned a partner, if you arent a single parent, could they not pick up more of the slack? I have found the only way to stay on top of things is a partner who pulls equal weight e.g half of drop offs and pick ups, emergency time off when children ill, half of organising kids admin etc

Also is there anything you can do to get more sleep? Even if it requires sleep training or a professional in to help if your kids dont sleep, not being knackered is a life changer.

Can you drop your standards for housework, change beds and towels less often or stop ironing for example and get a cleaner?
.you've got 2 kids and a job, it's hard but will get easier eventually but anything that you can do to lighten the load at this stage will help

Knitsewthread · 11/08/2021 14:41

@cultkid

You should write a book

You write fucking brilliantly

You are very talented

Don't be hard on yourself. I do understand how you feel. I feel like that too, but I don't work and I feel like a joke because of that.

I thought the exact same thing, you write in such a lovely, expressive and relatable way.

OP you're probably being far harder on yourself than anyone else is and I'm sure no one at work views your ability the same way as you. Your manager is most likely just trying to support your work life balance rather than knocking you back.

And @cultkid shouldn't feel like a joke either. I work part time as I have to but sometimes feel it's the easier option for me than being a SAHM as I think that's really tough job! Everyone has their things and we're all just trying to do our best whatever it is we do Flowers

Hankunamatata · 11/08/2021 14:41

Iv find it's harder working pt to keep on top of everything and be up to speed.

sofuckit · 11/08/2021 14:41

I've got 3 kids, work as a teacher and I'm constantly battling everything. My husband has a fantastic full on job and I think every day I should just quit my job to save the hassle of it all. I'm not superwoman. Why am I pretending to be?

I think your post is the one that has tipped me over the edge. GrinShock I'm over this who thing that women can have everything...

MindyStClaire · 11/08/2021 14:42

Yup... Just back at work after my second maternity leave, kids are 3 and 1, they have fulltime childcare at a wonderful nursery and DH is fully on board and does at least his share.

But fuck me I'm just less than I was before. I'm hoping I can just struggle through the next couple of years and then get a bit of me back, but it's hard. My boss is understanding which is lovely, but then also feels patronising - no one is giving DH (same job, different department) the head tilt. But then he just hasn't had the physical demands I've had, nor the two maternity leaves. I go around and around in circles tbh.

Hankunamatata · 11/08/2021 14:45

And peri menopuase hit me like a brick at 40 which turned my brain to mush. Sertraline and HRT got me on track.

Amore2 · 11/08/2021 14:45

Completely hear you and get it, op. Try not to be so hard on yourself. You will get back up to speed when LO is older. I found mental load to be too much a while ago and lessened it by using a household/ family planner more effectively so i could 'brain dump' everything into it and have my professional planner as well so i was as organised as possible.

But for me, my career has plateaued. Doesn't mean it has to for you but i decided to reduce hours/ responsibility so i could take on more at home. It's worked better for our whole family and my mental health but it is kind of unsatisfactory career-wise. However, i feel it is right for us and our lives.

For you right now...

Can partner step up?

Do you have a support network, op? If you do, try to use it to ensure you get a proper break every now and again?

Can you afford a cleaner/ batch cook/ follow Organised Mum Method...? All the motherhood cliches! 🙈

burritofan · 11/08/2021 14:48

Thank you for putting your hand into my brain and taking out all the “aaargh” and “fundamentally cba right now but also where did I go?” I can’t express.

I’m 100% coasting/failing at work at the moment… job adverts just look exhausting in all they want from the position… also coasting/failing at my personal appearance/house/life. The only person thriving is the 2-year-old. Hoping that one day it will all balance out; in the meantime I’m just allowing myself to be constantly covered in porridge and consider it a win that I collect a paycheque whether or not I excel.

GalaxyGirl24 · 11/08/2021 14:49

Feel very similar, due back to work next month when DD is 1. A few weeks ago a higher position came up I. My team, very rare, and I didn't go for it as I feel like my brain is just starting to function again just now. I would 100% have gone for it pre DD

Ladywinesalot · 11/08/2021 14:49

@Pebbledashery

You're not unreasonable to feel like this, at all. But your post just screams pity party I'm a lone parent who works full time and my little girl is 3, I work in a front line service provider and my job is ridiculous. I feel shattered and on autopilot most days.. When I stop and take 2 minutes to relax.. I get ill! But do you know what, I suck it up.. Because that's what you do. I chose to have a child and I also chose to work and I have to do both to the best of my ability. No excuses. Your employer is paying you to do a job and it's really good that they don't set a further expectation on you following parenthood, but honestly most people manage it.. Could you afford a cleaner to maybe help with house work so it takes that element away?
With friends like you hey…Hmm

OP I get where you’re coming from. We are not all robots, and even though you need to work to pay bills and raise 2 little ones the expectations on women now a days to “have it all” is just mental.

My words of advise is that as your DC get older, you’ll find your self sharper and back to your old self more or less.

Cliche as it is, be kind to yourself, you’re not a robot but a wonderful Human being doing it all Flowers

RedMarauder · 11/08/2021 14:50

Give yourself a break you aren't superwoman.

Your career will have to tread water until your LO is at school and needs you less.

You need to find ways of making life easier for yourself for example supermarket deliveries/click and collect for most of your food, using an app on your phone for passwords, getting a cleaner, working out how to do the minimal amount of cleaning to get by, not ironing.

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