to want the local massage parlour (ahem) to change it's telephone number?

[Camillathechicken]

because i am sick of taking calls from men wanting to know if Vanessa/ Charlie/ Suzy are there or how much is it for a bl*wjob...!!

went to bed really early last night as very tired, 10.30 - phone rang. 'hey, i want to f*ck you'

i told him to p*ss off and slammed the phone down..

our number is one digit different.. sometimes, if am feeling charitable, i tell them the number that they need.. maybe i should ask for a percentage of their takings?

not changing our number, had it for 12 years.

well, shall i give the madam a ring?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Stirchley

ooh er , not cuddles?

my cuddles story is that i was cone driving to work and a bloke cam eout of thee ar about 7 30 am and did a huge "yessssssssssssssss" sign wiht his arm

yep, pershore road, oposite the DIY store

Camilla, I had friends who worked in a massage parlour, and often before we went out we would go and hang out at the parlour, quite a few times, I would get there before they were closed and end up sat on reception whilst the girls were getting ready.
Theyll be fine I'm sure, just give them a call, it would be like calling me, surely that idea isn't too scary?

ooh htat WAS rough

No Cuddles is on the Hagleyt Road. Me and ex boyfriend used to reeat in the Italian alonmg the road.

Cuddles had a naff neon sign outside iirc, and was next to a colonic irrigation clinic

Yes, very, but I loved my flat. It was onlt £150pcm incliding all my bills, and it was MASSIVE

In my youth I rented a flat directly above a massage parlour. The day I moved in, I was painting the living room in a pair of baggy dungarees when the doorbell rang. I ran down, paintbrush in hand to find a middle-aged guy in a smart suit who looked at me in horror and said in a very aggrieved voice: 'I was told this was a massage parlour.'
I would like to say I was PMSL but in fact I was rather and slammed the door in his face.

NO NONO duccles top of brisotl road near where the lidl /aldi is now

I though that was cal;ed manyana

not that i have extensive knowledge of crap brummie massage parlours

you are right , i should call!

poor rosalux....

is massage parlour even the correct term anymore? it sounds a bit 70s?

If madam isn't helpful then with the next call pretend they've reached the massage parlour but tell the caller that whoever they ask for isn't working for a bit as she's caught the clap.

Or has rampant pubic lice - even better.

you guys are good!

Message withdrawn

and really quite evil ! !