Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

@DrBlackbird

Who are the unsupportive sisters voting YABU??!

Must be either a) entitled narcissistic men, b) Ranger owners includes a or c) friends of the wanker wading in here anonymously trying to somehow deflect the wankishness onto the OP, but failing also includes a.

Could be people who are upset the saga is coming to an end 😂

IveGotASongThatllGetOnYNerves Tue 03-Aug-21 19:47:02 I think just looking him in the eye and saying "don't park here again" and absolutely nothing else is your best bet.

Nah I think he'd see this as a challenge. You forget he's special and he can do whatever he wants so someone especially a woman telling him to not do something is not going to go down well.

I have a hunch he'd actually rather have it towed than have to show up at a time that works for you, OP...

At least if it's towed he can pay to avoid you and continue the pretence that YOU'RE the arsehole.

Any sighting yet?

I agree with the pp who said say nothing. This twat cannot be reasoned with. He doesn't give a toss thats he's inconvenienced you. Saying anything will only frustrate you more and give him the satisfaction of knowing he's pissed you off. I still think you should shove a fish up his engine bay but failing that a good hard Paddington stare.

love that idea

If he doesn't get it tonight, he will be camped outside and waiting to save it from the tow truck and say how unreasonable OP is 🙄

I can't believe his audacity. He won't be there until after 9 like he tried to suggest earlier.

Love the OP for not backing down to his times and pushing. Although annoying she said no later than 8 and he said 8:30 and they agreed 😟

I genuinely can not believe how ridiculous he is being. Not an apology or anything and still making it difficult when he is an absolute prick! Hope he doesn't turn up and his car is towed

Yes I was thinking that about the 8/8.30 thing
Will you be out if he's late, OP?

If he is one minute past 8:30pm please leave.

And he's still behaving like an arrogant arsehole.

Trying to negotiate a time to suit him and then asking you to leave the gate unlocked.

Words fail me

@DepressedDD

If he is one minute past 8:30pm please leave.

I'd be worried to leave –would rather be inside the house and silent in case he decides to get up to no good as revenge...

Oh he's not even going to come to the door, is he? He's a giant enough prick that he'll text "I'm here, waiting!" from his driver's seat, and wait in silence for the OP to open the gate.

Please please, text back, "I can't see you, come to the door"

I think you need to have the FC ranger or tow company on standby. I don't think he will show tonight.
What an absolute fucking cock.

Bet he shows up with a friend in another car and just beeps!!

Yes penguin I agree. I'd also have some neighbours or mates round in case he turns up with Gobby alleged DS/wife

@StoneofDestiny 😂 loving Dick, the Lone Ranger

Just saw your latest update OP. What a total piss take!!! He has absolutely no consideration at all for your time or property.

Please say you are telling everyone in the village what a total dick this guy is!!!

fuck me I thought I'd missed it 😱😱 Waiting for 8.30 excitedly!!

Do we all think he's such a knobber that he won't actually be there till 9 though?

Anyone else hiking for a freak storm to dump a forest full of trees in this cfs ranger?

So 8.30 is the earliest he can do-not that he will do 8.30!

Did you also know another skill I have is I can find a shop that sells Magic cards (trading card game not magic magic) in any town / city that has one even if I have never been there before. Its a very very lame superpower.

I knew you were a nerd and I bloody love it, OP. No one with BEWD as their user name isn't a bit nerdy... may I dub you Blue Eyes Ultimate after this masterful thread?

It's not the end though .....yet. But I hope he turns up.

Please secrete some smelly seafood somewhere on/in the car. The rude rude bastard.

Waaa I don't have popcorn!!