Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Still no manners or apology.

Please wait for him to apologise before finding the keys.

Too late.

We have spoken.

BlueEuesWhiteDragon I’m happy to find you a carvery dinner if you want to go out for one NOW

Five minutes away?

Is he bollocks.

5 mins away. Got held up.

Well we all know what his 5 minutes is- 5 days!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

FFS.

I've messaged.

You aren't here ..... again. I will not be arranging a third collection you do not turn up to. It will be towed tomorrow

He's replied.

5 mins away. Got held up.

No apology again!!!!!!!

He's not exactly in a rush to get his expensive vehicle back is he?!

5 mins away. Got held up.

Well, we all know how long his 5 mins are ....

He’s an absolute cunt of a man.

If he’s there, I’d likely give him his car just to be done with it but I’d certainly be having words.

If his wife or parents or whoever is on here and reading this…..you must be so proud. What a cunt.

Fund

Don't open the gate!!!

OP, reply back "too late" and that's it... I'm furious on your behalf!!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

FFS.

I've messaged.

You aren't here ..... again. I will not be arranging a third collection you do not turn up to. It will be towed tomorrow

He's replied.

5 mins away. Got held up.

Yeah of course he's 5 mins away. To take it to 9. Like he told you he would collect.

don't let the CF win. This was his plan all along

Sorry OP I would respond to him to say that unfortunately as you already told him 9pm is too late and you are unavailable. You gave him a time and he couldn’t stick to it. He does not get to dictate this

I've just rejected an 'early night' suggestion from dh cos I'm so over invested in this!!

The irony of him saying he's 5 mins away!

Do you know where he lives?

I would park on his drive.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

FFS.

I've messaged.

You aren't here ..... again. I will not be arranging a third collection you do not turn up to. It will be towed tomorrow

He's replied.

5 mins away. Got held up.

He should have rang you/text you, sent smoke signals, I don’t care, he should have communicated that he got held up. STICK TO YOUR POST 8:30pm plans!

@Datsandcogs

Still no manners or apology.

Please wait for him to apologise before finding the keys.

I don't think any of us will feel a sense of closure unless he says that he is sorry to you.

It's really not that difficult.

You absolutely must tell him OP about the thousands of women around theworld (three continents at lezst) who think he is at absolute dickhead. Stay strong. Don't say OK. Get anexplanation from him and make it clear you think he is extremely rude and disrespectful.

No no no

DO NOT GIVE IN

YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN THIS OP

What a fucker - if it was me I wouldn't be answering the door or the phone now
He wanted 9pm, he wasn't coming earlier

I wonder how it works with train companies who sell-off unclaimed property left in their carriages? There must be a point that OP becomes entitled to raffle it off for charity (Women's Aid?)? She can't have an enduring liability for storage, and it already represents an opportunity costs.

OMG, the five minutes are almost up!
I can’t bear it!

Will he, won’t he be there?

Got held up? What a plonker.

Lame excuse