Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Tow company tomorrow it is then!

He's being awkward about the time because he is chicken shit and doesn't want to have to see @BlueEyes and confront his shame. He is expecting the gates to be left open for him so he can shuffle out with his micro penis tucked away safely.

I hope that if OP isnt currently locking the gate behind CF she is locking the front door and confirming the tow truck for tomorrow

Please contact you local paper and leak this thread, what a prick!

I'd go out. Or not answer the door
Or message and say you're going out now, will have to be 7am

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon shut down the house. You're out/in bed. You told him 8 was latest. He's not there after your grace period of 30 mins.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Not here yet. Colour me surprised!

Oh dear, he missed his window. Back inside with a hefty G&T

What an utter cock.

Can you get carpal tunnel finger from refreshing a MN thread too much?

I'm not surprised though, he told you 9 and your inconvenience is clearly irrelevant

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Not here yet. Colour me surprised!

Oh well, it’s the tow company he needs to deal with now. After 5pm tomorrow.

I also suspect someone is feeding him info from this thread. He's on the wind up

It's not exactly a West End show, but I suggest that we should all put on a MN extravaganza production of The Wind In The Willows.

Better start allocating parts. I say that CF Ranger man gets Toad....

What’s the cut off time? 9 I hope! I am very much looking forward to thread 6…the towing of the twatmobile!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Not here yet. Colour me surprised!

8:35. Go indoors. Lock the door. Do not answer your phone, Don not open the gate.

#Do not pass go, do not collect £200.

(Monopoly with Murhinio (Sp?)

He's determined to be in control of the situation, isn't he,

He's going to turn up at 9 cos thats the time he wanted. Op just get the tow truck out, he doesnt think for a sec you're going to so i'd say enough chances he's lucked out

Please don't answer the door at 9pm OP. Contact the tow company now and arrange collection for 5pm tomorrow. I wouldn't even contact this dick again unless he messages you and then I would only reply with 'You need to make arrangements with X Tow Company.' and then block him.

Well that's not like him OP. Give the chap a chance. He's probably got a puncture riding around the forest.

Uh, @susiebluebell, evidently I need to proof read posts more carefully To be fair, he wasn't actually buggering me, although he was pretty close to buggering my poor landy up the exhaust

@RocketPanda

I have to say these threads have been a tonic. Chemo has knocked me for six but *@BlueEyesWhiteDragon* your predicament has had me laughing when not vomiting.

Get well soon, @RocketPanda.

@Coffeegirl87

X posted - oh OP he's taking the mickey more than ever before. Get the tow truck booked and don't engage any further with him!

Agree. Don't you dare let him out now OP.

Do not answer your door. We forbid it!!!

Ignore any messages.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Not here yet. Colour me surprised!

X posted

Lock the doors, confirm the tow truck and ignore any knocking at the door for the rest of the night.

I bet he turns up at 4:55pm tomorrow to nip out when you open the gates for the tow truck.

I’m starting to think this guy is being unreasonable.