Is this ok to wear as a guest to a wedding

[HoliHormonalTigerlilly]

Too much white?

I have a friend who once turned up to a wedding in a green dress, with green bolero, green hat, green tights, green shoes and green handbag. She earned the nickname ‘the green goblin’ and it’s stuck with her ever since. Green shoes perhaps ?!!!

@Kittysummer

Never wear white to a wedding and definitely not red as it means you slept with the groom

What the fudge?

Red means you've slept with the groom? Feck - I've some explaining to do to my newest sister in law.

I'm on the fence about the cerise shoes, tbh. You don't want to blend into the carpark and regulation adjacent flowerbed.

The bride and groom have probably spent a lot of money on their perfect day. You should make a really big effort for it.

A statement effort.

@CreakingatTheWhinges. OK, since you brought it up, my absolute record at meals squeezed out of the the Sunday roast chicken is seven. Admittedly there are only two of us and it was a large chicken, but we got the Sunday dinner, coronation chicken salad, a curry for two, a casserole with the legs, hot chicken baguettes, chicken fried rice and chicken vegetable soup made with the carcass. Do I win the thread ?!!!

Gordon Bennet, some people do need things spelled out for them, don't they, that someone is taking the piss out of the rash of such threads recently. Still, mustn't miss an opportunity for this: This place is wearying these days.

Shit !! Didn’t know wearing red to a wedding means you’ve slept with the groom. Is that a thing then ?

The number of people responding seriously is blowing my mind. How do people get through life being that literal and unable to spot a piss take?

I favour a shell suit, teamed with white pumps threaded with black laces. A white fascination would top it off beautifully.

Agree it needs a splash of colour and maybe a bit of sparkle

Fascinator - bloody predictive text !!

Hahahahhaha please please say this is a piss take, no one in their right mind would actually consider wearing a bloody wedding dress to a wedding where they were not the bride. Seriously is this for fucking real

[quote pam290358]@CreakingatTheWhinges. OK, since you brought it up, my absolute record at meals squeezed out of the the Sunday roast chicken is seven. Admittedly there are only two of us and it was a large chicken, but we got the Sunday dinner, coronation chicken salad, a curry for two, a casserole with the legs, hot chicken baguettes, chicken fried rice and chicken vegetable soup made with the carcass. Do I win the thread ?!!![/quote]
And you had no stir fry because........

@mussymummy

Hahahahhaha please please say this is a piss take, no one in their right mind would actually consider wearing a bloody wedding dress to a wedding where they were not the bride. Seriously is this for fucking real

I think not...

I once went to a wedding, and came in my pants. Suited me

It's a challenge, mussy, but go on, you'll get there.

Oops!! 🤣🤣🤣

Of course it’s for real.

And all the comments are definitely absolutely serious too.

Er, no.

Why wouldn't this be a serious discussion? Seems harsh. We're not all obsessed with, erm, fashion and weddings.

@mussymummy

Hahahahhaha please please say this is a piss take, no one in their right mind would actually consider wearing a bloody wedding dress to a wedding where they were not the bride. Seriously is this for fucking real

Hey, I've got a bridge to sell you.

I’m definitely dressing up as a bridge to the next high brow function I attend

I actually thought this was a joke thread.... I would be livid, it IS a wedding dress.

@Sadiecow. Because I don’t like stir fry - I always seem to end up with veg that is too crunchy and my jaws ache from chewing !!!

[quote pam290358]@Sadiecow. Because I don’t like stir fry - I always seem to end up with veg that is too crunchy and my jaws ache from chewing !!![/quote]
But you could've eeked that chicken out that bit further! MN does not allow for people having different tastes and likes! You must just eat food, whatever it is, because otherwise it's a waste!

@Lotsoflaughs87

I actually thought this was a joke thread.... I would be livid, it IS a wedding dress.

Is it not a joke thread 🤔