AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Jonny Barnes 😍

Also, Harry Kane’s eyelashes. Amazing.

Be glad this is not some of the players of the 1990s then!

The hunchback of Notre Dame asked Esmerelda if he was the ugliest of them all. Esmerelda told him to talk to the mirror in the cellar. The hunchback went to the cellar, returned and Esmeralda asked him if the mirror had told him if he was the ugliest. The hunchback said the mirror told him he was not, but asked 'who is Iain Dowie?'.

@FangsForTheMemory

Also, Harry Kane’s eyelashes. Amazing.

They are, aren’t they. We joke that he’s wearing eyeliner too.

Pickford (it’s the fieryness).
Maguire

sterling. ...bloody gorgeous.
but I am in my 50's so Southgate!

Jack Grealish. Hes mine. Lovely hair.

Declan Rice. Lovely smile and quite funny.

Jordan Henderson. Seems like a sweetheart.

Jordan Pickford. Just like the way he plays.

@Astorica

Jonny Barnes 😍

Me too! also seems really clever!

They are too young! Some I can see objectively would be attractive- I’d probably have fancied Rashford when I was younger- but too young! Too young!

So I’m going to go for Southgate, but quite like the Italian manager Mancini looks wise too (know nothing of his personality!)

None of them, but Harry Kane is ok and has nice eyes

Used to quite fancy David Seaman back in the 1996 Euros.

Portugal used to have a hot goalkeeper too (Ricardo).

I wouldnt kick Harry Kane out of bed for farting, even though im old enough to be his mum.

(I agree that the Italian team are good looking too - and some don’t appear quite so incredibly young - but still too young)

DH remarked on how handsome some of the Denmark players are.

When I was young I really fancied Ryan Giggs and look how he turned out

Kelvin Phillips and his dimples

twitter.com/littlemaddles/status/1410950345203798017?s=21

This thread is a hilarious read for those of us who are Gareth lovers

@GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing

Giggsy was my first football crush. Shame he turned out to be knobhead.

Kieran Trippier is only 3 years younger than me so that's perfectly acceptable.

Jack Grealish is 8 years younger. Still think that's fine 😂

@SuperheroBirds

Kelvin Phillips and his dimples

I’ll blame my autocorrect, I’m sure I typed Kalvin not Kelvin

@ThursdayWeld

This is so sexist and objectifying though

Women living in a patriarchy can't be sexist!

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

Jack Grealish is 13 years younger than me but I make zero apologies.

@MrsGulDukat it’s such a shame!

Means I can’t quite trust that any of them are as nice as they seem too.

@MrsGulDukat go for it, he's 25, he's a grown man!

I have the lower limit on tinder set at 23 😁

And he can rap @iamalighthouse

There was a rumour that he used to keep a shag pad on Breck Road though

Jordan Pickford, all day every day. He’s my fave, but tbh I wouldn’t kick most of them out of bed in the morning, they’re a good looking bunch.