AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Bring back Freddie Lundberg, Thierry Henry and Robert Pires

What is it with Harry Maguire? I can look at him and think he's not actually that good looking yet I some how feel attracted to him! Jack's legs 😍 and Southgate would be marriage material.

Is it weird that I love Jack's hairy hairy forearms?

I just wanna sit on the sofa with snuggled up, watching netflix and just rub my cheek on his forearm.

Harry Kane 😍

Harry Kane

@scrivette

Kalvin Phillips when he smiles.

Gosh yes he is so nice, love Hendo and Kane as well!

@Rapskallion

Oh God, all way too young for me! I don’t fancy any of them.

I’d like to adopt Saka, though. He’s adorable!

I just watched some England training camp videos on YouTube, and Saka was just so adorable, everyone's just loves him!

Kane, Stones and Pickford have been doing it for me this year😍.

Am I the first to say Conor Coady?

Grealish makes me queasy.

Gareth Southgate. I think he'd take me for a nice candlelit meal and a romantic stroll along the canal afterwards. Then he'd drive me home and he wouldn't even think of inviting himself in because he's a gentleman. As soon as he got home he'd message me to say that he got there safely and what a lovely time he had this evening.

Not that I've given this any thought at all!

@TheHumanFund

I think you might be.

@MrsJackGrealish

Is it weird that I love Jack's hairy hairy forearms?

I just wanna sit on the sofa with snuggled up, watching netflix and just rub my cheek on his forearm.

You 'just' want to do that with him?

@IcedPurple

To start......I'm not an animal much

@IcedPurple

Also, never said clothes were involved either.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@IcedPurple

Also, never said clothes were involved either.[/quote]
Very good point.

@IcedPurple

He'd have to follow strict rules with me.

(1) No clothes
(2) No use of the word "Peng"
(3) No driving
(4) Learn what an encyclopedia is and study it frequently
(5) Dont shave floppy hair

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@IcedPurple

He'd have to follow strict rules with me.

(1) No clothes
(2) No use of the word "Peng"
(3) No driving
(4) Learn what an encyclopedia is and study it frequently
(5) Dont shave floppy hair[/quote]
That's all very well and good, but what I want to know is how The Hairband factors into all of this?

I buy them and choose what one he wears.

There are certain times...ahem.....when they must be worn.

Poor Gul Dukat, he has been discarded for hair band Jack

@DuncinToffee

He'll get over it.

@MrsJackGrealish

I buy them and choose what one he wears.

There are certain times...ahem.....when they must be worn.

Yikes!

@IcedPurple

I mean, when he's loading the dishwasher for me. His hair might get in his eyes and he could cut himself.

Not an England player but this is the Dunc from my username

Now I'm thinking, Virgil Van Dyke is a black suit looking like James Bond 😍😍😍😍

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@IcedPurple

Also, never said clothes were involved either.[/quote]
😂