AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

@Myannoyingbrain

The one who gave his shirt to that little girl. He's gorgeous 😍

Mason Mount 😍

Grealish, I've had dreams

None of them, I find footballers a bit wimpy. I prefer rugby players. Ever seen Beauden Barrett performing the haka? Fucking hell 💦

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@BaconAndAvocado[/quote]
Encyclopaedia shmencyclopaedia 😂

Mason Mount and Declan Rice are adorable but I’m old enough to be their mum.

After watching the Salford FC documentary, I do have a soft spot for Gary Neville. He came across as very warm, genuine and the most approachable of the class of ‘92 owners.

Quite frankly, I fancy them all. Beautiful lads.

I’d make myself redundant if Super Jack would bring this look back.

I'll say Hendo, out of loyalty but I tend to drool over the managers rather than the players these days (and if you do too, Klopp has just had his eyes lasered - check him out!). The Iranian national team are a set of handsome bastards, every single one of them and yes to the Danes too.

@GrealishHairband

I’d make myself redundant if Super Jack would bring this look back.

Ooh he's such a fine specimen of a male...

All of you are to blame for me waking up knackered.

My dreams were invaded by a certain Brummie lad.

Grealish looks OK. I've had to look them up. They tend to either luck like thugs or arrogant bastards. My view may be tainted by night clubbing with my local team in the 80's. A few of my friends were used and abused - I couldn't understand their mentality.

Not sure if they use and abuse but the actions of Grealish over lockdown are certainly nothing to admire.

@VoiceFaceArse

He did go and hug a young fan after the lost though. That was sweet.

He did go and hug a young fan after the lost though. That was sweet.

🤷🏻‍♀️
He also told everyone to stay home, then went out to a party and crashed his car on the way home. Of and didn’t report it, he ran away.

And apparently he’d been drinking. Nice lad. 🙄

@VoiceFaceArse

Yes and for that he is a twat. I'd happily so that to his face too.

Drink driving is more than just being a twat. It’s unforgivable. He’s a talented footballer but the thoughtless actions and drink driving just makes him very unlikeable. He’s getting so much praise whilst players like Rashford are getting abused. People are messed up.

And poor Gareth getting shit for doing his job how he thought best, whilst Jack is forgiven for putting peoples lives at risk by drink driving. I don’t understand people’s thought process at all.

He's been in a fair amount of trouble over the years; he's been photographed taking entonox and lying paralytic on the ground. Aside from breaking lockdown rules, he was convicted of two offences relating to the crash, plus another tailgating/speeding offence. Apparently he smelt of alcohol and was unsteady on his feet after the crash.

He's very enjoyable to watch as a footballer, but I seriously hope he has got himself sorted,.

@HipHopBanzai

John Stones!

He's lovely looking

I understand pps comments over Jack Grealish.

However... it does not stop me drooling over him physically thinking about what I would like him to do to me in the bedroom... 😋

@AbsolutelyYes

I blame you for my awful nights sleep. Dont put ideas in my head. I have enough of my own.

😁

This thread can do with some Chiellini love

Half of the Italian team do it for me. I saw them at an airport once and by god I felt all a flutter, all muscly thighs and dark hair. 😊 They look like men, our team look like DSs mates. I'm old though!

@Twinkie01

Half of the Italian team do it for me. I saw them at an airport once and by god I felt all a flutter, all muscly thighs and dark hair. 😊 They look like men, our team look like DSs mates. I'm old though!

Yeah I totally agree!