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Best/worst/untraceable revenge

479 replies

namechangeforwrongdoing · 22/06/2021 21:12

Just tell me the best (worst?) but most untraceable acts of revenge/comeuppance that you've heard....Asking for a friend.....Wink

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LeonaMar · 23/06/2021 07:47

I know someone who put prawns literally all over their cheating boyfriends house, turned the heating up and left them whilst he was working away for a week. House stunk for months

ufucoffee · 23/06/2021 07:54

All those saying the best revenge is to live life well obviously haven't felt the glorious delight of acts of revenge. Nothing tops those.

Ozanj · 23/06/2021 07:58

I was getting bullied by a colleague who was really house proud. I knew someone who bred rats and mice for other animals to eat, so I took a day off and put a pregnant rat into her garden. Apparently there was a terrible infestation that soured all her relationships with her neighbours. Grin

Breakfastburrito · 23/06/2021 07:59

I used to live in a house share with one of my best friends and some other people. The girl upstairs was very inconsiderate and would have people round all the time and play her bongo drums constantly at unsociable hours. She and her friends also never washed and had scabies which they didn’t bother to treat. My friend got so fed up with them that he started rubbing a little bit of bleach into her drum skins every day. Not sure if it actually did anything as she eventually moved out but Davina if you are reading this I hope your bongos ruptured spectacularly at an inopportune moment

Ohgonthenillhaveabrew · 23/06/2021 08:00

I know of a story back in the late 70s early 80s woman cheated with husbands best friend. The other mans wife was told and she regularly sent undertakers out to measure up and “collect” the woman who was having the affair and funeral flowers were sent randomly for a while.

OneMoreForExtra · 23/06/2021 08:02

Not premeditated, but I did take great pleasure in telling a bumptious and hurtful ex who phoned me up to try his luck after dumping me and ignoring me for 2 years, that I couldn't talk now as I was in the car... driving to my wedding

Sunshineandflipflops · 23/06/2021 08:03

A bit boring but I invited my close friends round and we drank his special wine from his 40th birthday and I gave all his expensive whisky away to family members.

The look on his face when he came to pick it up was priceless. I just looked at him with a "I think that's the least I could have done, isn't it"? look on my face and he skulked off.

Other than that, I just lived my best life (or pretended to) while his relationship with the OW inevitably broke down.

AliceLivesHere · 23/06/2021 08:09

A frozen fish down the back of a cupboard/radiator/somewhere hidden. Not noticed when you are there or for some time until it rots.

Smelly.

ICECream821 · 23/06/2021 08:10

A lad at uni cheated on my friend - horrible guy it turned out. At a house party (at his house) we took revenge by shoving tuna fish behind his radiator in his room.

Journeynotdestination · 23/06/2021 08:10

@SusieQ5604

In a small town near mine, the wife superglued her cheating husband's penis opening shut. He had to be taken to the hospital to get opened back up again.
Made me spit my coffee out. Genius.
oldstudentmum · 23/06/2021 08:11

Cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and peed on it.
( Different ex )Deflated the tyres outside and of club former fiancé was chatting up women whilst I was pregnant. He had a lot of sugars in tea I replaced with latulose (laxative).

SoosanCarter · 23/06/2021 08:14

My friend cleaned the lavatory with her cheating husband’s face flannel.

CocoLady · 23/06/2021 08:20

When I was younger my boyfriend at the time, his dad was cheating on his mum.
She got his toothbrush everyday and rubbed it around the rim of the toilet bowl and put it back.. everyday til he moved out !
She's now happily married and he is not 🤣

MolG5276bvfg · 23/06/2021 08:22

A male relative peed in the dishwasher rinse aid compartment of the dishwasher his cheating ex had insisted she take, it was going into storage for a few months.

LongTimeMammaBear · 23/06/2021 08:24

A friend of mine tells a story how her ex cheated on her while she was pregnant. She didn’t know, only experienced a lot of gas lighting (not a well known term 35 yers ago) and mistreatment while pregnant, lots of financial abuse too while she was on maternity leave back in the day when SMP didn’t even cover the cost of nappies.

They had to move to an area away, where he was from, but far from all her friends and family, very isolating for her.he’d be gone all day for work and many over nights, all the time telling her it was a reunion with old friends. She took to walking the baby in the pram at odd hours as the anxiety gave her insomnia. Walked by a house and saw his car parked out front. Went back later in more normal hours after her DH would be at work and knocked on the door. Of course turned out to be OW who knew all about her, their new baby etc and had followed them from their old town. Faced with the reality, friend finally left he DH and move back home. There followed a few years of trying to get child support (no cms back then). This spurred her into a few years struggling to get professional qualifications and then a really good career that she eventually didn’t need the child support so stopped pursuit of child support from the deadbeat. ExDH showed no interest in their DC so didn’t take up offers of visitation, so no contact ever since.

She later learned that he’d gotten OW pregnant and did the same to her, this time moving to another country to avoid child support. Friend sent OW a card in the post, “congratulations” in big letters across the front and inside, “you finally got everything you deserve” on the inside. Just the one thing, never anything more but she still feels satisfied in that one thing - and her (and DC) lived a good life afterward. Her DC is grown, lovely young man who had a loving stable home with a fab step dad. The ExDH tried to get in touch when DC turned 30 and was promptly ignored.

Mrgrinch · 23/06/2021 08:28

I don't find any of these funny and I think it's extremely low to sink to these levels. You're better than the person who has cheated, don't lower yourself getting petty revenge.

miltonj · 23/06/2021 08:28

@Ozanj

I was getting bullied by a colleague who was really house proud. I knew someone who bred rats and mice for other animals to eat, so I took a day off and put a pregnant rat into her garden. Apparently there was a terrible infestation that soured all her relationships with her neighbours. Grin
Sorry you were bullied but that is such a terrible thing to do, to this persons neighbours who didn't bully you. Their neighbours could have health anxiety, be pregnant, be trying to sell the house, going through an bereavement or something else vulnerable, they can make people ill and destroy houses. this could have been an added stress, I know this would tip me over the edge if it was me. I think what you did is so, so selfish and puts you firmly within the bully category.
Bahhhhhumbug · 23/06/2021 08:30

Posted this before lm sued but DH gave me and my group of women friends door to door lifts to the airport and was also picking us up. Would have been very expensive and taxi would've been only option as quite a journey.
One woman in group, the organiser was quite bossy and went into overdrive on the holiday. On journey home and after she and other women had bought tons of souvenirs, shoes, bags, toiletries, presents, you name it,l said l would check in separately at airport as rep had warned us they count excess collectively if you check in as a group so you just have to divide it equally between you.
Gets to check in and BW still had all the passports and tickets despite numerous attempts from me to get mine off her, just kept stalling.
So get to checkout and she just handed the lot over and checkout woman who spoke very little English was waving her arms to put my case on as well. Being in a foreign airport l really didnt want make a scene so l put mine on (last) and clocked the weight and it was well under. Checkout then said how much excess to pay and BW turned round with hand out for each of our share which was more than l had left in Euros and besides which l didn't owe and l confirmed with checkout lady my case/the last case had been under. BW kept insisting and l stuck to my guns and BW paid 'my share' and stomped off shouting that l owed her €25 l think it was.
She kept on about it and the other two just sat on the fence for a quiet life l think so ended up they went for breakfast and as she said she didn't want me to sit with her l went off on my own and rang DH in tears SAYING what had happened and l had hours to kill in a foreign airport (first foreign holiday too and terrified of flying) and how BW had shown me up etc etc .
He calmed me down and later the other two women did come and find me and check l was OK and we all knew our flights etc as BW had given them my ticket and passport to give to me (very kind of her!!) DH asked me how much the money was in sterling (about £20) and said he would see me at other end not to worry.
DH met us at arrivals (flight home, sat together and BW wasn't speaking unless to say l owed her money etc. so atmosphere was awful) he walked over hugged me, said hello to the other two and pulled £20 out his pocket gave it to BW to which she looked triumphantly at me but face dropped when he said 'There' s your £20 - the taxi ranks over there '

Chocolatefreak · 23/06/2021 08:32

An act of revenge but also necessity. Back in the 90's, when we all had landlines, I had a flatmate who used lots of 0898 (sex chat lines). He refused to pay his bill, but luckily it was itemised, so I highlighted his calls and posted it to his parents asking for his share of the bill. They paid and no doubt had words with him.

Royalbloo · 23/06/2021 08:33

Ok, so this is 100% gross and I didn't do it.

My friends housemate kept nicking their butter so they dug out the bottom and put dog shit in it and then put it back the other way up. Can you imagine starting to use the butter and then dog shit starts to appear...truly gross...

miltonj · 23/06/2021 08:34

SusieQ5604
In a small town near mine, the wife superglued her cheating husband's penis opening shut. He had to be taken to the hospital to get opened back up again. 

How about if someone did this to the opening of a woman's vagina if they cheated on? You'd call the police. Vile and abuse.

Bahhhhhumbug · 23/06/2021 08:36

Not sure why l shouted word Saying there 😂

lightand · 23/06/2021 08:41

Revenge is nasty.

Forgive instead.

DeflatedGinDrinker · 23/06/2021 08:44

I used my sisters toothbrush to scrub the toilet with when she really annoyed me. Never told her.

PropertyFlipper · 23/06/2021 08:49

@FanFckingTastic - what a disturbing post. I can't think of anyone who deserves that kind of treatment.

Some of the suggestions here are warped at best, seriously screwed up at worst.

The best revenge really is to live well and rise above it.