I'm not your friend...

[Umwelt]

...been told by my wife of, well, about 15 years...
Few weeks ago...
Didn't think much about it...
Tonight though- WTF??? So who are you woman???

Thank goodness I have got some of it from the doctor today so I'm going back to the rest of the house now lol.

^

My middle button pressing still makes more sense.

Sharon is that you?

I've literally lost the will to live now. That's 10 mins I'll never get back.

YABU and annoying I wouldn't be your friend either.

I've literally lost the will to live now.

My DH is my best friend, sad I know, but then he tends to be able to consistently answer questions with pertinent answers that don't require the skills of a Bletchley Park codebreaker.

You're obtuse, you.

Being so obtuse is very annoying to deal with.

If you're like this with her, it's a minor miracle you are not looking at the underside of a bunch of paving slabs already. Snoop on her bank statement, make sure she's not been shopping at B&Q.

Of course, I am kidding about the last bit... just.

@DavidTheDog

I've literally lost the will to live now.

Can you comprehend this drivel then?

No, but it isn't making me ready to lay down and die!