AIBU to ask your irrational hates....

[Manth0914]

Is there anything that really shouldn't make you annoyed or that you hate but don't know why? I'll start, I hate those long coats that look like sleeping bags! I know its ridiculous to be annoyed by a coat, but... also people who talk into their phones but don't hold them to their ear. Aaaargh.

High pitched female American accent voices.

Globes, no idea why have always hated them

Vinegar. Can't even bear it on a table near me.

All of these!!!!!
Also:
HCPs who use cringey expressions like ‘poorly’ ‘tummy’ ‘waterworks’ - and the NHS instructions for bowel cancer testing kits that refer to ‘poo’
Male cyclists in lycra who don’t give way at roundabouts or pedestrian crossings
People on Facebook who put passive aggressive posts like ‘ most people won’t re-post this but my real friends will’
People fulfilling their own ego trip to cycle up Mt Kilimanjaro and soliciting‘ sponsorship’ for charidee to fund it
People with dogs off leads

@Summertime21

I live by the sea and loads of people have started wearing dryrobes as coats just out walking

Same!

Acne. I have always bloody had it and I am OVER IT.

Hanging up hooks in every item of clothing ever.

No one hangs their t shirts.

Do they??

Women who do makeup tuition Instagram and YouTube and then spend 2minutes after doing the makeup to pose and run their tacky acrylic nails down their faces. So cringe. I can appreciate the makeup and different looks but come on. We have seen the makeup, there's no need to pose and do ridiculous pouts in various ways to show off your contour.

That was meant to say : makeup tutorials *

Kids with party make up, like a tiger or a butterfly, gives me the creeps.

E-scooters / monowheel, hoverboard, e-skateboard, all these kind of vehicles.

People who say "am I the only one who [insert a very generic statement here]?"

These are great! I realise now that I have many more than I thought 😳

Blue jeans with black shoes! Eugh

Guilty! (Sometimes!)

@petalblossom I'm like that too! I always make out I'm not actually crossing the road.

I can't stand it when people walk close behind you but won't overtake !

Crackers that break in half when you are buttering them.

How many things can we list? haha
People leaving wet towels on the bed/floor
People chewing or talking with their mouth full
The phrase "at the end of the day"

Fucking Crumbs that seem to be EVERYWHERE

Tattoos. I don't like them anywhere but particularly dislike ones on legs. They actually make me feel slightly sick so maybe a slight phobia.

I also really dislike them on woman's boobs too

@petalblossom

When a driver slows down to let you cross the road when it would be easier to just drive past and let you cross after. I appreciate they may be being courteous and aware of pedestrians which is obviously good, but I always feel awkward and just want to cross in my own time.

Oh god this. I had the timing all planned out, and then you had to go and stop for me.

when a shoe is upside down, 😩😩 i have to straighten it and its so annoying

@Cas112

When I'm eating my lunch at work and people come to my desk and ask what I'm eating and linger. I don't ever go to someone's desk whilst the eat there lunch just to be nosey haha

omg this... why do people ask this... "whatcya having?"

I hate the lead singer from Keane. It's his giant moon face. Having said that, they haven't been visible for years so he doesn't bother me much day to day 😂

Kiera Knightly.
Bicycles
People with super fast metabolisms that eat everything and never put on weight (I know it’s not their fault, this is irrational)

Lorraine Kelly. Bitch makes me mad as hell.
People giving me unsolicited, potty training advice.
My hat being knocked off at work, every time I pass through the plastics flaps on the doors. You would think my sodding hairnet would provide some kind of stability.
When I go to pull my sleeve up and accidentally punch myself in the face.
The fact that I can't roll up my sleeves on my onsie. What's that about? Tightest cuffs ever

The couple who narrow the access to our street with their fecking camper van. They use it as an extra room and go nowhere, even in normal times.

@trappedsincesundaymorn - I'm a 4th July baby. Despite being English, I still get "Oohh, American Independence Day!" and I am telling you, they seem to say it like it's a revelation. I know douche bags, been told this for the last 30 odd years!!

Scallies.
People who can't talk without shouting even when they're within 2 inches of each other.
People walking around supermarkets with their nose hanging out of their mask.
Anyone who goes out of their way to stare at me and nudge their mate to turn around then smirk or shout a comment - common occurrence.
People with extreme puffed up lips judging me on my appearance.
I'm pretty live and let live until the #bekind crowd are voicing their opinion on me in public while I'm just walking down a street, often hand in hand with my child. Or y'know just being a twat in general.
Heavily tattooed, many piercings, drawn on eyebrows because I don't have any natural but always ready with a smile and naturally friendly. Judge away vipers