AIBU to ask your irrational hates....

[Manth0914]

Is there anything that really shouldn't make you annoyed or that you hate but don't know why? I'll start, I hate those long coats that look like sleeping bags! I know its ridiculous to be annoyed by a coat, but... also people who talk into their phones but don't hold them to their ear. Aaaargh.

@maddy68

Eating with your mouth open

Burping

Not washing hands after going to the toilet

None of these are irrational!

Blue jeans with black shoes! Eugh

Radio 2 and their serious jocking Fridays. It makes no sense, makes me irrationally angry when they talk about it earlier in the week. I change stations on a Friday.

People who turn and follow me down the same aisle in a car park, making me stress about having to decide on a spot and manoeuvre into it while they're hovering behind!

People saying "Im not being mean but......" You just know that what comes next will be mean and just doesnt need to be said. The same with "Im not racist but........." Emm, yes you are.

I live by the sea and loads of people have started wearing dryrobes as coats just out walking

People who sit by you. There’s loads of room, the place is empty but they have to sit almost on my fucking LAP.

Crumbs. Little bastard things.

The person who insists on using the toilet stall next to mine when the other ten are empty.

Threads like this which are thinly veiled unpopular opinion threads.

When the switch part of a plug socket is switched on but there is nothing plugged in.

I cannot help myself and have to switch it off.

In my own home mind. Not other peoples.

@Bipitybopityboop

When the switch part of a plug socket is switched on but there is nothing plugged in.

I cannot help myself and have to switch it off.

In my own home mind. Not other peoples.

Me too

Being called Hun
Open mouthed eating
Mouth breathing
Damp hand towels

Vocal fry.

“My bad!” with a giggle.

People eating and drinking while on the phone.

shuddershuddershudder

Radio quizzes

I have a 4month old baby I'm exclusively expressing for so have been around a lot of breastfeeding stuff recently (online info, midwives, other mums etc). I absolutely despise people saying 'suckle' or 'suckling' when talking about babies feeding. I don't know why but god it fucking annoys me and I know it's irrational!

People parking next to me in an empty-ish car park.

People not lifting their feet when they walk, especially when wearing slippers.

People standing in a supermarket aisle having a chat blocking the way.

People in general it seems.....

I hate it when babies or kids are loud. Went out yday and 3 little girls were on the next table chatting and playing together and it was pissing me off. Even though they looked adorable. I smiled, as you should, but inside I wished they would shut up and leave. Also babies crying, can't stand it for any amount of time. I'd never say anything though.

Drivers that drive 20/25 in a 30.
Driver that drive 40 in a 60 but carry on driving 40 in a 30.

I know this has been around for years but when I hear statements being made with upward inflection I still get irrationally irritated.

Cars parking right next to me when the whole fuckin' car park is empty!

I went to a park and there wasn't a SINGLE car in the (huge) car park. Went off for a very quick trip, back within 10 mins and there was a car parked EITHER SIDE OF ME. Worse, they were together and had loads of baby stuff to get out of the boot before they could get the baby out of the car. I had to stand there while they fucked around laughing and joking because all the bloody doors were open.

Tossers.

Matthew McConahey

Making tea.
Cleaning the bathroom and putting new bed sheets on. (I do it, obvs, but grrrrrr!)

When I'm eating my lunch at work and people come to my desk and ask what I'm eating and linger. I don't ever go to someone's desk whilst the eat there lunch just to be nosey haha

I hate it when people have conversations on speakerphone in public. I was walking along the street the other day and there was a woman on the other side having a conversation on speakerphone. I felt like going over and very conspicuously listening in. Then if she’d asked me what I was doing I’d have said I was listening, and surely she didn’t mind as she was broadcasting her conversation to the whole sodding world anyway.